I bought a thesaurus but when I opened it all the pages were blank

I had no words to describe how angry I was

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simszter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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I really need a thesaurus, but all the shops have sold out.

I can't describe how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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My new thesaurus is terrible.

Not only that, but it’s also terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Thesaurus go brrr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shortie360
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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I lost the family thesaurus...

...I couldn't find the words to describe how upset I was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kublakhan1977
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What do you call a pastry that uses a thesaurus?

A synonym roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacobellforlyfe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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My friend accused me of stealing his thesaurus.

Not only was I shocked, I was appalled, distraught, surprised, and taken aback.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Me: Did you steal my thesaurus?

Horse: Nope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nimkiw
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I asked my horse if she stole my thesaurus

She said "nope"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jedispartan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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What's another word in a thesaurus for 'mother' ?

Can't say. Mum's the word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963Jan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I once stole a thesaurus.. but...

I took it back because I felt sorrowful, grieved, contrite, apologetic, regretful, and remorse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I own the world’s worst thesaurus

Not only is it awful, it’s awful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cowboy_Rick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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My new thesaurus is terrible

In fact, it's so bad, I'd say it's terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Someone stole my thesaurus

I am at a loss for words.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Somebody stole my thesaurus today!

Not only am I mad, I'm also mad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I just bought the worst thesaurus.

It's not only terrible, it's terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearfeedmitch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Some one stole my dictionary and thesaurus

I don't know what to say, I have no words

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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"A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.

Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/always-paranoid
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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My buddy gave me a terrible thesaurus. It was terrible
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lethalhedgehog
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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To the man who stole my thesaurus...

I cannot find the words to express how upset I am!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niqulaz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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To whoever stole my thesaurus...

...you made my day bad.

I hope bad things happen to you.

You're a bad person.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HaggardOReilly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Someone stole my thesaurus

I cant even find a way to describe this Injustice!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CasuallyCritical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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What is a thesaurus favorite thing to eat for breakfast?

A synonym roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearsquidinshell
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2017
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What the thesaurus’s favourite food?

A synonym bun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Liam______
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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What’s a Thesaurus’s favorite cereal?

Synonym Toast Crunch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MF62SW
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I just bought a Thesaurus at the store and bought it home to find all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I lost my thesaurus.

I don't have a word to describe how upset I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Just bought a thesaurus and got home to find out the pages are all blank!

I have no words to describe how angry I am...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metalmarky82
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I just bought a new thesaurus. Not only is it terrible,

it's terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Me: Did you steal my thesaurus?

Horse: Nope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mojo884ever
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday.

Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merulius
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Me: did you steal my thesaurus?

Horse: nope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucdav14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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The other day, I bought a thesaurus. When I got home, I opened it up and all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/5c077_fr33
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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I got a bad thesaurus.

It was bad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthew2112
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pianobyalex2005
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s also terrible.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AltruisticBeggar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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So I bought a thesaurus the other day... But all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yaagii
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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I just bought a thesaurus, but all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skycraft-ak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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A man asks his horse, "Did you steal my thesaurus?" The horse says...

"Nope."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/girlmichael17
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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I bought a thesaurus on-line and when it arrived all the pages were blank.

I have no words for how angry I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday.

Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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My new thesaurus is terrible...

By the way? Its also terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/u2sarajevo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, but it’s also terrible.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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