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︎ Mar 05 2016
79% of people don't know opposite words for the following.
- Always
- Coming
- From
- Take
- Me
- Down
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︎ Jan 05 2021
I'll never forget my grandfathers last words to me..
"Would you stop shaking the fucking ladder?!"
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︎ Jan 27 2021
I have this pathological fear of two letter words.
I get terrified just thinking about it.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
What is the longest word?
Smiles. Because there's a mile between the two s.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Ok this needs a bit of context: η« is a Chinese word that is read as 'mao'
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︎ Jan 31 2021
If you change word "Love" to "Lunch", you can totally change the meaning of a lot of songs.
All You Need Is Lunch
Do You Believe In Life After Lunch
Lunch In An Elevator
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︎ Jan 23 2021
A man walks into an open casket funeral and approaches the widow at the front. He asks: "Mind if I say a word?". "No, go ahead" she replies.
"Bargain" the man says.
"Thanks" the woman replies. "That means a great deal."
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please donβt resort to violins and anger if you donβt notice.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Is buttcheeks one word
Or should I split them apart?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Word!!
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
When I was a kid, my parents would always say, βExcuse my Frenchβ after a swear word...
Iβll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French...
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︎ Dec 30 2020
To those worried about eating salad after the recent e coli outbreaks, I have three words for you.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
I gots two words that will leave you all scratching your heads.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
I always believed that 'sticks and stones would break my bones, but words would never hurt me.'
Until I fell into a printing press.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Teacher: "Use the word sugar in a sentence."
Student: "The tea is too sweet."
Teacher: "Where is sugar in the sentence?"
Student: "In the tea!!"
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︎ Jan 26 2021
What's another word for a skilled gamer?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Me: What is the first letter of the word βyellow?β
Kid: Y
Me: Coz I want to know.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
What's a word that doesn't rhyme with itself?
Football, chocolate... I dunno, lots of things don't rhyme with "itself".
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︎ Dec 04 2020
My creative writing teacher told me to submit a creative 2,000 word essay.
So, I gave her 2 pictures.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Seven and eleven have the word 'even' in them....
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︎ Jan 20 2021
I come up with a really lame two word gay joke the other day that i was afraid my gay mate might find offensive
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Here's a word of advice:
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︎ Jan 31 2021
I was at a friends funeral and I said to the widow βdo you mind if I say a word?β
She said go ahead.
I stood up said βplethoraβ and sat back down.
βThank youβ, the grieving widow responded, βit means a lotβ
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︎ Jan 07 2021
I kept telling my brother not to put the Q-tip in too deep, but he never listens to my words.
It goes into one ear, and out the other.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
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︎ Dec 26 2020
When asked to spell the word for two female deer
people don't think it's does, but it doe.
It is does though.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Why are some words bad words?
They picked on the other words in grammar school.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Whats another word for toll booths?
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︎ Dec 13 2020
What's the longest word in the English language?
Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
I just found out that Aaargghhh is not a real word.
I canβt tell you how angry I am at this.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
My friend wagered that I didn't know another word for aiding in a wrongdoing...
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Dad, I need help writing a sentence using the word "irony."
Try this :
I licked a golf club and it tasted irony.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
He followed the instructions word-for-word
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︎ Dec 14 2020
The word plethora means alot to me
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Can anyone tell me the Japanese word for "good"
I dont know it, but I thought umaido
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Was checking my son's essay about the countryside and saw he kept writing the word 'hll'. So I told him to never forget...
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Apparently you canβt use βbeefstewβ as a pass word
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What is a necromancer's favourite word to use to cast a spell?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Never make the word "Beef" your password
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I just made up a word
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︎ Dec 07 2020
I looked up the word 'opaque' in the dictionary...
....but the definition is unclear.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them apart?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Is buttcheeks one word...
Or should I spread them apart
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Just found out that 'Aaarrrgggghhh' isn't a real word.
I can't tell you how angry I am.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
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