I was spelling out words to my wife so my daughter would not know what we were talking about.
She told me to stop spelling, it was giving her a headache.
Me: “O K”.
Feeling excluded, my toddler asked me to stop spelling out words while he was around.
It's amazing how some word's spellings change between America and Britain
For instance, in America they call Tyrannosaurus Rex a T-Rex and in England they call them a Tea-Rex
What did my doctor tell me after checking my blood test for spelling errors?
He told me it was Typo Negative
A police officer, notorious for bad spelling, is set to interrogate three theives, Tim, Bob, and Joe.
When asked who he thinks will give up the location stolen goods, he replys “Only Time will tell”
What do you call a spelling bee to the death?
I hate spelling errors...
You mix up two letters and your whole joke is urined.
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
Did you hear they are changing the spelling of Croatia to Crowatia?
Lots of people have been raven about it.
Never gonna give this person’s spelling up
At school I was always really successful at spelling bees
Other words I found much harder
I rarely care about spelling mistakes online
I'm just not that typo guy!
If spelling mistakes are made, puns shall be too
In a Spanish spelling bee for English words, the contestant is given the word “Socks”
The contestant spells it right and the judge replies:
“Eso si que es.
Spelling bee or bee witched? You decide
I made a spelling mistake but oh well
What do you call the cast of a spelling bee?
What did the steak tell his son after he won the spelling bee?
Nothing runs a pun like bad spelling, accept poor grammar's.
It says linecesed to carry small arms sorry for spelling
What do you call it when a journalist makes fun of someone’s spelling?
Grey/gray has two spellings to tech us that things aren't just black and white.
Even the spelling is a graey area...
*Removed from showerthoughts for being too much of a dad joke, so here we are.
After seeing this I will always remember the spelling of psychotherapist but I hope I won't give spaces between Psycho The Rapist 😂😂😂
How can a simple spelling mistake lead to a lost pregnancy?
This is the only correct spelling
Spelling mistakes make me sic
Hey guys, I have created the spelling bee.
A simple spelling mistake brings out the best of Reddit.
Ah - the good ol' Mazda meowta
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/9sgqbx/car_vs_dragons/e8oni93?utm_source=reddit-android
Correct spelling for DRILL?
The only way incorrectly is spelled incorrectly is by spelling it incorrectly
If you're a Nazi and make spelling mistakes
How did they come up with the spelling for ‘Canada’ ?
So there was a C eh, and a N eh and then a D eh
So I made some wooden letters spelling “spirit” for a mantle decoration.
My issue is that I rushed the “i” and the “t” and the bottoms are uneven so they won’t stay upright
I can’t stand it
I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
I hate spelling errors...
You swap two letters and your whole post is urined.
I hate spelling errors.
You mix up two letters and your entire statement is URINED
I hate spelling errors!
You can mess up just two letters and your whole post is urined
I hate spelling. You mess up just 2 letters, and your word is urined.
When I was a kid, I used to be really good at spelling bees.
But other words, not so much.
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