Spelling Error Puns

You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.

He told me it was Typo Negative

I was out for a friend's birthday yesterday and I was texting my mum just now.

Her: "Where you hungover this morning?" Me: "In my bedroom."

http://imgur.com/Jx72CoI I had to call him after this one.

Now I can't read anything.

A miner spelling error

an army of clones of the most hated celebrities attack hollywood.

Remaking due to spelling error.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

You're doctor.

You're doctor who?

No just your regular doctor.

First of all sorry for any spelling or grammar errors.

My friend had a bad pain in his right shoulder. He went to the female doctor who did all the things doctors do.

I waited him outside because I was driving, and I waited for a about 30 minutes.

Finally he was done and we were ready to go home. I asked him how it went and he said to me that the doctor is really nice and good looking and that she was all over him, checking the arm, shoulder and the back, joking that she wanted him.

And I jokingly said on english "She want's the D", he said yea dude and smiled and I continued "Diagnose".

My science professor is in his 50s and he's constantly making dad jokes during his lectures.

Yesterday he was talking about Gregor Mendel. He said every year at Mendel's monastery, they would harvest their fish and have a big fish fry. He went on to say that they eventually got potatoes from other countries and they basically had fish and chips.

He said at one of the fish fries, someone asked Mendel if he was the fish friar.

Mendel replied "No, I'm the chip monk."

Edit: Spelling error.

You mix up two letters and your whole joke is urined.

You swap two letters and your whole post is urined.

You mix up two letters and your entire statement is URINED

You can mess up just two letters and your whole post is urined