A list of puns related to "Uncomfortable"
So I had to ask her to clean her glasses
It was his Jed Eye Master.
"Yes." she replied.
"Well, the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, then whatever is left over, comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet! And that, is poo!"
She looked a little perplexed, stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"
To be honest, he gives me the crepes.
Me: well; someone has to pay the devil’s dues
Friend: damn it.
We used to date.
It was an incredibly hurtful thing to say and it completely ruined our bath.
It's way too cool for me
... I never even knew my real ladder
A painting
I’m not sure what it is about her, but she rubs me the wrong way.
Doc said it was prostrate cancer.
Guess I'm prone.
Because a little joke never hurt antibody.
Clothes that are too tight.
Whenever I rub my dogs belly, they look like cows utters.
They always check me out.
"Old habits dye hard".
No ballroom.
Because a lot of the time it's manipulative!
Because she seamstressed
The bartender says, “Take a pitcher. It’ll last longer.”
I mean, dollar bills are so much easier to carry around.
They automatically stair when I enter the room.
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I just want to get it off my chest
I think she needs to get that off her chest.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
It was a hostel work environment.
He wanted it throne out
So we sit down for breakfast at a diner type place. Orders are taken and the waitress asks my friend's dad "How do you like your eggs?" to which he replies with a straight face: "Gently stroked, please".
A chafeinch
He said "It's too close to home".
He had bad gastropod!
An aging woman goes to see a doctor about her sagging skin. The doctor offers her 2 solutions: a cream she'd have to apply every night, or a more permanent solution.
She wants the more permanent solution, so she asks what that would entail. He says she woukd get a key put into the back of her head that shoukd would turn when she wanted tighter skin. She liked the idea, and had the key put in.
A few weeks later, she returns to the doctor.
"Is it not working," the doctor asks.
"Its working fine," she replies.
"Then what appears to be the problem?"
"I've started to get these bags under my eyes."
"Ma'am, those bags are your breasts getting pulled up."
"Oh," she says, "so this isn't a beard I'm growing?"
We were at dinner for my cousins birthday and we were talking about magic tricks. My uncle says to his daughters best friend, "Do that one with your boobs!" and proceeds to laugh obnoxiously while we all sat there...wanting to die.
Someone would burp/sneeze/etc and say, "excuse me" to which he would reply "there is no excuse for you."
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