My wife is leaving me because Im suffering from Alopecia.

Never mind!! Hair loss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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My dad told me he was suffering from vurtago* today.

*That's a bad spell of vertigo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petros86
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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My dad's been suffering from seizures...

So far, they have taken his car, his house and his boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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My doctor texted me that I was suffering from low magnesium

"0mg", I replied

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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A chameleon went to the doctor and said he was having trouble changing his colors. The doctor did some tests and called the chameleon. He informed the chameleon that unfortunately he was suffering from...

a-reptile-disfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Murdock431
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I heard all the hair stylists are suffering from depression due to unemployment.

They just want to like, dye.

(OC)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lazy-Potential
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.

It's called Parking Son's disease.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unlucky_genius
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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Did you know? When painters aren't suffering they often play their triangle

That's because when you remove pain from painting all that remains is a *ting

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Did you hear the Rock's career is suffering?

I guess it's really going down the Dwayne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pedahzur
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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There was a man suffering from chronic deppression

He took a crack at drugs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwawaytrol7134
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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why does god allow my suffering
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amp3rsand_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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What breakfast pastry willfully causes more pain and suffering than a donut?

A crueller

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yahtzee44444
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Only a person suffering from alopecia areata will know

how smooth and relaxing it is to wipe the bum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoctisHero
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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He'll cause you pain and suffering
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πŸ‘€︎ u/paper-machete56
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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My step mother who is suffering from insomnia got really mad at me the other day when I jokingly said to her that you're like my

stay-up mother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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An ancient Greek playwright was suffering writer’s block. Kept scribbling down lines and then tearing up the pages.

Picking up the torn pages, his friend asked, β€œWhy Euripides?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pirate-fool
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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What kind of tea do you give to people who are suffering?

Solidari-tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deepBlueCheese
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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Im donating to people suffering because of seating

its called a Chair-ity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/calevic54
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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Studies show that 3 out of 10 men are suffering from erectile dysfunction.

Does that mean that the remaining 7 are enjoying it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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I introduced my friend suffering from ringworm to my dad

To which he replied,"Well, he seems to be a fun guy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValiantWaffle777
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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LPT: If you are suffering from insomnia, listen to some smooth jazz right before bedtime.

It has a lot of mellow tonin’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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My dad, type 2 diabetic, after 11 months of suffering chemo/radiation treatment for pancreatic cancer, 5 months after he was told the surgery failed and it was terminal. Brother reads off the back of a Sweet'N Low packet "...been determined to cause cancer to laboratory animals" Dad snaps back

"Bullshit! I've been using that stuff for years and...(looks at 13" scar across his stomach from whipple procedure to remove tumors, looks back at family for effect) oh... shit..."

Never lost his great attitude towards life, family, and people in general. Always quick with a joke/dad joke until the end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dude0311
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2017
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John Travolta is suffering from a fever - it's rheumatic.

Automatic. Systematic. Hydromatic.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tutandgroan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2016
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Co-worker was suffering through slow download speeds. He just had to comment on that though...

Him: "ugh, These kilobytes are killing me"

Me: "Would you say they're really taking a byte out of you?" (And proceed to laugh at my own joke, which he didn't even find funny!!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G2geo94
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2017
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My wife was suffering from menstrual cramps, and in frustration cried out "I'm going to get a hysterectomy!"

I replied - "Shouldn't you get a hersterectomy?"

She groaned, but then agreed that I should post this here...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EngineerBill
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2015
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A (very slightly) scientific dad-joke I just used on my long-suffering GF.

So, my GF was watching True Blood. I had donated platelets today, which I do every month. The following exchange ensued:

Me: "I wonder do vampires like platelets?"

GF: "They probably consider it one of their main food groups. Like we would view amino acids."

Me: "You're a meano!" (she has to endure lot of shite like this."

GF: "Well you're acidic!"

Me: "What are you basing this on?"

GF: groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UltimateRealist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2014
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When I reach home, my youngest son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it while making car sounds. His cute antics always make me forget that he is suffering from a rare disease.

It is called Parking Son's disease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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