A list of puns related to "Embarrassed"
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
He got caught picking his nose!
It becomes tearable
Hadn’t cleaned the house all year
Rigor mortified.
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
He’s my apparent aberrant parent
He looked down and realized he had some teepee stuck to his foot.
I guess he’s just trying to shave face…
He was caught Gherkin off.
Chicken: Well I guess we solved that riddle
Because of how pail it was.
He's an ass guardian
She lost her G- string.
Like, last Christmas we bought a fake Christmas tree, and the guy behind the counter said, “Are you going to put it up yourself?” My dad replied, “Don’t be disgusting. I’m going to put it in the living room.”
Host dips her chip into a bowl of taco dip, breaks chip, new person arrives at the front door, host gives up and walks away with chip stuck in dip.
Person next to me: "Wow, she just left it in there."
Me: "Yeah, she abandoned chip..."
Wife just groans and walks away.
Talking to a coworker from Minnesota, while we currently live on the east coast:
"So how was your easter? Or do you guys celebrate midwester out there?"
No laughs, just silence. I think I did well.
Boy, is my face red!
Because all of the fish could see its bottom.
GF: It hurts to hold it in and it's making my stomach feel bad.
Me: It's ok, you can fart in front of me. When you feel it coming, let it out slowly so it doesn't make a noise and sit directly on your butt so you'll trap it in and it won't smell.
GF: Wow, I didn't know you were my "Fart Teacher."
Me: I prefer "tutor."
The dad looked down at his map and said "Have you seen a macaque?"
It turns rosey
...because of the stairs.
Wooden shoe?
Because he had a bear behind
Because he has snow pants on...
The wife is giving me the cold shoulder now....
A faux pa
He wet his plants in front of everyone.
So my wife and I went to Great Floors looking for tile and generally getting an idea of what we want to finish our basement bathroom and family room with.
The saleswoman points us to this vinyl plank stuff I've never seen before that you just lay down with no glue or anything that is somehow completely waterproof and lifetime guaranteed and all that jazz. She shows us how you need to use a plunger to pry them back up once they are all tight together.
Me. "Wow, I never would have thought this could work.... I'm floored."
In the ensuing groan fest the saleswoman claims to have never heard that one before, I jested that she sounded knowledgeable for someone who obviously hasn't been working in the business very long.
So today in my physiology lecture we were talking about muscles and we touched on connective tissue and our prof said something about "broad bands of connective tissue" and I turned to my friend next to me and go "If there's broad bands of connective tissue do you think there's Wi-Fi of connective tissue?". He just sighed and told me he was going to punch me before going back to writing his notes with a look of pure hatred on his face.
(I tried to contain my laughter to his reaction and ended up snorting really loudly like a minute later when I heard him snicker)
We were pulling up to a coffee shop with a fairly crowded frozen yogurt store named Sweet Frog next door. My daughter upon getting out says "The frogurt store is slammed".
I seized my opportunity replying to her with "Don't you mean the frog-urt store is hoppin?"
We had to pick up paper towels, and my wife had stopped and was looking at a couple packages.
Her: "I'm trying to see the difference between these two."
Me: "One is plain white, the other has prints."
Her: "Oh."
Me: singing "Purple stain, purple stain.."
She quickly walked to a different section of the store.
So I was at Taco Bell with my dad and when he handed the cashier the money, he got $5 back in cash
When he further inspected it he saw there was a little bit of it torn off.
So then he approached the cashier and said he only got $4.80 back instead of $5
She held back a groan and asked if he wanted a new $5 bill
I'm now embarrassed to go to Taco Bell
After winding down to the end of a long shift looking like I was near about to fall asleep as I was grabbing a muffler for one of my customers. I made a bold move and went for a dadjoke.
Right as I was putting the muffler on the counter I said, "Man, I'm exhausted."
To which the cringe on my coworkers face and the customers laughter was enough to make my day.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
I managed to cover my tracks.
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