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︎ Sep 04 2020
How does Darth Vader punish his kids?
He forces them to their rooms...
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︎ Sep 22 2020
When I have kids, I will punish them by making them mix melted butter and flour until I send them to bed.
They will roux the day that they anger me.
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︎ Mar 19 2020
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
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︎ Nov 13 2019
The government is starting to punish criminals by giving them Coronavirus
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︎ Mar 14 2020
A Cool Pun Generator - Don't PUNish me for Posting!!
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︎ Dec 20 2019
dont punish him
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︎ Mar 29 2019
Didn't punish George
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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︎ Aug 18 2019
How do you punish your pet rock?
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︎ Jun 24 2019
How did Helen kellers parents punish her
They put a plunger in the toilet.
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︎ Nov 30 2018
They think they can hurt us? Let's punish them.
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︎ Feb 03 2019
How to you punish beef?
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︎ Apr 14 2018
I will find and punish whoever stole my highlighter.
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︎ Jun 01 2018
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︎ Dec 22 2015
A pediatric surgeon sewed his kids together as a new form of punishment.
If you canβt beat βem, join βem.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Is it safe to assume this subreddits fav marvel character is The PUNisher
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︎ Nov 18 2020
I apologise if this isn't allowed.
New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
A priest was getting very annoyed with his young parishioners during dinner time and said if they continued misbehaving even the cutlery would be punished.
One boy said to another: "What? the fork in hell?"
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︎ Oct 18 2020
PUNishment
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︎ Aug 06 2020
How are reservoirs punished?
They are given Misdameanors
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︎ Oct 09 2020
What type of car believes in capital punishment?
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︎ Jun 07 2020
What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?
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︎ Jun 10 2020
How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
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︎ Mar 08 2020
I make puns
Does that make me a pundit?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
A favorable Punishment
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Harsh Punishment please!!
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︎ Jan 08 2020
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Our first single is "Bread or Alive."
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︎ Nov 28 2020
He got PUNished for that one
https://preview.redd.it/ao5chw5ue0g41.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ab14484d7f201db497d7224d030d944ce450d7b
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︎ Feb 10 2020
Anyone found using incorrect punctuation should be punished...
...with a lengthy sentence.
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︎ Feb 05 2020
My wife hasn't spoken to me for 6 days.
What's even better, she thinks I'm being punished.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Never pick a fight with a music teacher
You may think itβs A minor offense, but the punishment could B major
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︎ Nov 20 2020
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︎ Dec 13 2019
My wife was surprised to hear that I actually enjoyed her punishment of making me sleeping on the sofa...
I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping...
...with a really angry bear somewhere close by...
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︎ Jan 03 2018
You're being PUNished for that either way...
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︎ May 24 2019
It should be illegal for London to go into lockdown over Christmas!
...That's capital punishment!
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︎ Dec 14 2020
PUNishment
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︎ Aug 11 2019
I think I'm gonna be PUNished for that....
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︎ Jun 24 2019
Someone I don't know punished me in the face
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Though not a perfect solution, cryogenic storage could be an alternative to capital punishment.
It has itβs frozen cons.
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︎ Oct 04 2019
When i was a child my father punished me.......
Cuz i got a "O" on my Blood test
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︎ Nov 15 2019
Why did Stalin only write in lower case?
He was afraid of Capitalism.
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︎ Jan 14 2020
If being out of shape was a crime, a productive punishment would be to run on a treadmill.
It would be a run-on sentence.
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︎ Nov 01 2019
My dad punished me for playing with electricity
He said, "Son, you're grounded!"
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︎ Jan 03 2019
I violated grammar rules, so I got punished with the death sentence.
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︎ Mar 18 2019
My grandma turned 102 today...
When I asked her, "Whats your secret?"
She looked me straight in the eyes and said, " God is punishing me."
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Can't spell punishment without pun
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︎ May 08 2019
My wife was surprised to hear that I actually enjoyed her punishment of making me sleeping on the sofa. I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping.
...with a really angry bear somewhere close by.
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︎ May 31 2019
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