A list of puns related to "Restrain"
Use a George Strait jacket.
Who knew there was an incorrect way to use a colander....
Beanstalked is a serious matter.
I tried okay
This is as close as I could get though.
It said he was a stocker.
As i walked back home, i realised that was a Klose call. It would have been at all time Löw for me if I hadn't restrained myself.
Edit: Americans will have this to translate to American
After awhile, it clicked
The dude who i took it from got a restraining order
I mist. :(
does that mean 1 enjoys it?
EDIT: Ha! I'm glad to see I was right about this joke! It was actually in one of my latest youtube videos and I even referenced /r/dadjokes. Apparently I was spot on!
Here's the link if you want to see it: http://youtu.be/9o0giMlJHMc?t=1m40s
(Warning: it's Call of Duty)
...he was forced to take out a restraining order.
Mistress said I must restrain myself
And a restraining order from a zoo.
Unfortunately, my dreams filed a restraining order last night.
A restraining order.
...so i asked the waitress for a restraining order.