It’s illegal to sell stocks from inside a bath of sparkling apple juice
Because that would be in cider trading
what do you call a reptile with a stock portfolio? an invested-gator
or when he shows up immediately? an insta-gator
and if he's well-dressed? and in-vest-gator
I should have bought stock in lumber, but hindsight is 2020
https://imgur.com/gallery/o6IZNXX
My dad took me down to a garden centre to buy manure but they were out of stock.
We weren't taking shit from anyone that day
The prosthetics store down the street ran out of stock...
Things are really getting out of hand...
I've decided to invest all my money in soup stocks
I want to be a bouillonaire.
My friend asked why the stock market is closed this Friday. I looked at him, shook my head and said...
I I couldn’t get $GME so I got CHKN, BEEF, and VGTBL stock instead.
I hope to become a bouillionaire!
I purchased $1000 in Bose stock today
My accountant said it would be a sound investment.
Did you hear about the chef who invested in stocks?
He became a bouillon-naire
If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock
Ever since the Death Star blew up, Anakin has taken to the NY Stock Exchange
I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable
One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire!
I wanted to get some stock for this comedy studio
But most people called it a laughing stock
What’s a stock traders favorite band?
I was feeling lonely so I bought shares of GameStop stock.
I just wanted some company.
A friend of mine told me he was looking to buy stock in Bose.
I told him it would be a sound investment.
I made a FORTUNE in the stock market.
I walked in and stole some guy's Rolex.
What do you call someone from Florida with lots of teeth who likes to spend money on the stock market?
They told me not to invest in the stock market..
I should have bought GameStop stocks
but hindsight isn't 2021.
I've got a friend who reckons he can make high cuisine out of stock cubes.
Due to COVID-19, the German government is advising that people stock up on sausages and cheese.
They are preparing for a wurst käse scenario.
My friend opened a tea store. He told me that every time he stocks the bottled tea products, they sell out within hours...
Business has been Brisk, baby!
The German government is calling for everybody to stock up on sausage and cheese in case of a second lockdown.
It's the Wurst-käse-scenario
These stock photo pun memes are the worst😀😀
I'm raising money for a new row of shrubs by selling stock...
Would you like a few shares of my hedge fund?
More stock photo puns from this silly site😃😃 Is that the girl from distracted boyfriend?
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I'm closely watching how this contested election affects the volatility of the stock markets.
I call it the "Al Gore Rhythm" method.
Why does the Dalai Lama love to play the stock market?
Since this is a “Nana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a “ba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a “banana” on the counter.
Yesterday, our boss Monty asked us to check the stock of vegetable shortening.
It was the count of Monty’s Crisco.
Why do they sell red wine reduction in stock pots?
Because doing it yourself is a paste of wine.
I just wish, that I had made early investments in hand sanitizer, on the Stock Markets..
.. Somebody, somewhere, is rubbing their hands together.
Should I stock up on eggs before the next shut down?
I am having an eggs essential crisis.
Coronavirus having a devastating impact on the stock market
The stock market is confusing for me but
It makes cents for someone else
I got really good writing stock characters. My secret?
Why did Danny DeVito sell all of his stocks?
Turns out he's a short seller.
I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
I've started investing in stocks...
Mostly beef, chicken, and vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
Germany is now advising its citizens to stock up on cheese and sausages.
The Wurst Käse scenario has arrived.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes laughing stock. Now that's humerous.
Germany is now requiring people to stock up cheese and sausages due to COVID-19.
This is called the Wurst-Käse Scenario.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
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