Why doesn't james bond fart in bed?
Because it'll blow his cover
What does James Bond do before he goes to bed?
what would James Bond have if he were a shopkeeper
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
What did the atom say to the other atom it wanted to bond with?
VIAGRA....It won't make you James Bond....
.....but, it would make you Roger Moore.
Why was James Bond kicked out of a toilet?
Because it was not agent's toilet.
"The name's Bond. Vagabond.
How does James Bond’s doorbell introduce itself?
James Bond farted in bed
he said "I guess I blew my cover" as he chuckled to himself and then May Day beat him to death because it smelled bad
A James Bond movie from 1979
What does James Bond need to go on vacation?
Son: Dad, why did you name your pet tarantula James Bond?
Dad: Because it’s a Spy Duh!!
Why does James Bond Have grey hair?
Because there's no time to dye!
What did James Bond’s mom say as she was giving birth?
I’ve been expecting you, Mr. Bond.
You cannot break their bond
Their bond is inseparable
What do you call the chemical bond in minerals?
What did O2 say to OH- when it found out that it formed a bond with H+?
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
Janes Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.
Why did James Bond keep his library book?
Because it was Due Another Day
What is Chicken Little's least favorite James Bond film?
A spy walks into a science lab. When asked who he is, he says “The name’s bond...
I just finished watching James Bond
I was shaken, but not stirred.
The names Bond
Ionic Bond
Electrons taken, not shared
Creddit to my chemistry teacher
Drinking vodka martini's won't make you James Bond.
But it'll make you Roger Moore.
My name is bond, double.....
What's James Bond's favorite gas station
The latest James Bond movie is not getting released in China because of Coronavirus fears.
What do you call James Bond in a jacuzzi?
Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed ?
Because, it would blow his cover.
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
What do you call James Bond taking a bath ?
Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed?
Because it would blow his cover
James Bond enjoying himself
What do you call James Bond in a bath?
Bubble 07
What do you call james bond taking a bath?
What does James Bond do before he goes to sleep?
Fact: viagra won’t make you James Bond...
... but it will make you Roger Moore.
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
What does James Bond do before he goes to sleep?
“Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Do you want to colour your hair?”
Bond: No time to Dye. Dye another day.
What does James Bond do before he goes to bed?
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
James Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.
What does James Bond do in bed?
What do you call James Bond in a Jaccuzi?
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