I visited a psychic near a French-German border town. I asked if she could connect with dead people.
She remained silent and wrote out her reply.
Oui, ja.
Did you know Francophones can't connect to 5G?
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
The Texas state Aquarium taught a crow to play connect four, too bad they didn't teach it Clue...
I bet it would murder the game.
How does a tree connect to the internet?
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
I love the part of the bumblebee that connects its body to its feet.
After a half century of study, I’ve discovered the true connection between mind and body.
Can someone connect mental health and dentistry in a pun?
I hope this appropriate to ask here. I am going to create a mental health support group on Facebook for Australian/New Zealand dental students and am needing a catchy/punny name. Currently there exists two mental health support groups that I know of on Facebook, both for dentists and not students. One is called Mental Dental and the other is called The Mental Block (alluding to the mental nerve in dentistry), so obviously I can't use those.
I'm not great with word games/etc so really appreciate any help. Thank you!
I threw my Airpods in the ocean because they weren’t working..
Why are two week old relationships most hard to maintain?
Your connection is two week. Please try again later.
How does Thor connect to his laptop?
A man woke up to find out that he was connected to a constant source of water.
He was quite irrigated about it.
Slow Internet connection in an Indian Restaurant?
Serves you right for using Dhaal-up!
What shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans
A student told me that today!
Also, thank you to this community! I get a lot of great material for my Joke of the Day and it has helped me connect with my students through distance learning.
To connect two sentences, what conjunction should I use, but or less?
What do you call a train made out of bubble gum
To everyone talking about Trump and his Russia connections
What do you call a confused wireless connection?
Whenever I can't work because of lack of connectivity, I get a warm fuzzy feeling
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
But that tablet only had 10 commands.
Need puns for the word "icebreaker" and "connect"
Thinking of opening an Indian restaurant in a valley with poor connection.
The Ghee Spot.
It would be hard to find.
Supervisor was talking about an Ethernet connection
I said it was needed to catch the etherbunny.
He gave me a verbal warning... :/
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
If you're having trouble connecting your bluetooth device, just dress in green, sit on a perch and repeat everything that tech support tells you.
It's the only way to parrot.
I can't find my cake anywhere.
I was so excited to eat it for Christmas but it was stollen.
Edit: tried to strengthen the Cake to Stollen connection.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
Albino dalmatian
On my way to work this morning i spotted an albino Dalmatian, i figured it was the least i could do for him.
As a new language, Braille is not that difficult to learn.
You just have to have a feel for it.
I have a real connection with my chiropodist
Today I connected virtually with a lion, giraffe and rhino all at once.
These Zoo Meetings are really taking off!
Safest username for online rapper society is “connect” ”
Cause no one wants to “diss-connect”
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
If you sit on a toilet seat, you are connecting your butthole to a city network of buttholes...
And that's a huge ass connection.
Surprise pun struck me as I was connecting to someone's WiFi
I did nazi that one coming
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
The internet connection in my farm was really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
What connection is confused?
The internet connection at my farm was really poor, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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