How does a tree connect to the internet?
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
I love the part of the bumblebee that connects its body to its feet.
After a half century of study, I’ve discovered the true connection between mind and body.
Can someone connect mental health and dentistry in a pun?
I hope this appropriate to ask here. I am going to create a mental health support group on Facebook for Australian/New Zealand dental students and am needing a catchy/punny name. Currently there exists two mental health support groups that I know of on Facebook, both for dentists and not students. One is called Mental Dental and the other is called The Mental Block (alluding to the mental nerve in dentistry), so obviously I can't use those.
I'm not great with word games/etc so really appreciate any help. Thank you!
How does Thor connect to his laptop?
Slow Internet connection in an Indian Restaurant?
Serves you right for using Dhaal-up!
A man woke up to find out that he was connected to a constant source of water.
He was quite irrigated about it.
To connect two sentences, what conjunction should I use, but or less?
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
I can't find my cake anywhere.
I was so excited to eat it for Christmas but it was stollen.
Edit: tried to strengthen the Cake to Stollen connection.
Whenever I can't work because of lack of connectivity, I get a warm fuzzy feeling
To everyone talking about Trump and his Russia connections
What do you call a confused wireless connection?
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
But that tablet only had 10 commands.
Thinking of opening an Indian restaurant in a valley with poor connection.
The Ghee Spot.
It would be hard to find.
Albino dalmatian
On my way to work this morning i spotted an albino Dalmatian, i figured it was the least i could do for him.
Supervisor was talking about an Ethernet connection
I said it was needed to catch the etherbunny.
He gave me a verbal warning... :/
Need puns for the word "icebreaker" and "connect"
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
If you're having trouble connecting your bluetooth device, just dress in green, sit on a perch and repeat everything that tech support tells you.
It's the only way to parrot.
As a new language, Braille is not that difficult to learn.
You just have to have a feel for it.
I have a real connection with my chiropodist
Today I connected virtually with a lion, giraffe and rhino all at once.
These Zoo Meetings are really taking off!
Safest username for online rapper society is “connect” ”
Cause no one wants to “diss-connect”
Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
A mouse and a PC walk into a bar.
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
I did nazi that one coming
While replacing an electrical outlet, I accidentally stabbed myself with one of the wires.
And for a brief moment, I had a connection with the house.
If you sit on a toilet seat, you are connecting your butthole to a city network of buttholes...
And that's a huge ass connection.
Why is there 2 d's in 'Reddit'?
Surprise pun struck me as I was connecting to someone's WiFi
I connected with this jokes in so many ways ;)
You know how B.B. King used to connect Lucille to his amplifier?
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
The internet connection in my farm was really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
What connection is confused?
The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
The internet connection at my farm was really poor, so I moved the modem to the barn.
The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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