I'm calling it Cling Rap.
It’s a play on Word.
It was a waist of time
My wife, without missing a beat, says "Please, Mr. Fan is my father."
It told her it's growing on me
“oon”.
It went off without a hitch.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
I got mixed results.
It was a brief case.
Good Tie-dings to all men!
It would be a waste of time.
He talks from his ass.
A Wall-nut. From my 8 year old son tonight. I am so proud.
a punsexual
Edit: oh wow, this blew up!
Blimp My Ride
https://imgur.com/a/wi51bYh
Because a Jedi should not form attachments....
It was his first basket case
I made Mary!
I then realized it was a waist of time
Argh, I don’t know, but it’s been drivin me nuts all day
But apparently it was just an old wives tale
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
He must have a shitty job.
They made it Up.
With friends like that, who needs anemones?
I’ve just realized it’s a waist of time.
No strings attached.
But there were strings attached.
My first thought was, "well, that's uplifting"
Totally nailed it.
They were attached to the same woman.
Stop making that racket.
Even when you're born, there is a string attached.
I told him it would be a waist of time
A giant list of puns
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.
What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.
After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.
I used to be afraid of hu
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It was a waist of time...
...because it would be a waste of time
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
