The guys there were really bonding...
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︎ Apr 27 2020
Doing some team bonding today!
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︎ May 03 2019
JFK Tragedy Bonding with my dad just now
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︎ Nov 23 2013
Why doesn't james bond fart in bed?
Because it'll blow his cover
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︎ Apr 27 2021
What does James Bond do before he goes to bed?
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︎ Apr 26 2021
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
what would James Bond have if he were a shopkeeper
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︎ Mar 20 2021
What did the atom say to the other atom it wanted to bond with?
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︎ Apr 04 2021
VIAGRA....It won't make you James Bond....
.....but, it would make you Roger Moore.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Why was James Bond kicked out of a toilet?
Because it was not agent's toilet.
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︎ Mar 13 2021
"The name's Bond. Vagabond.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
How does James Bondβs doorbell introduce itself?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
A James Bond movie from 1979
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What does James Bond need to go on vacation?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Son: Dad, why did you name your pet tarantula James Bond?
Dad: Because itβs a Spy Duh!!
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What do you call conjoined twins that have emotionally bonded?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
What did James Bondβs mom say as she was giving birth?
Iβve been expecting you, Mr. Bond.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Why does James Bond Have grey hair?
Because there's no time to dye!
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︎ Oct 05 2020
You cannot break their bond
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︎ Oct 21 2019
Their bond is inseparable
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︎ May 25 2020
What did O2 say to OH- when it found out that it formed a bond with H+?
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︎ May 31 2020
What do you call the chemical bond in minerals?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
Janes Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.
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︎ Dec 27 2019
My wife insisted she has nudist genes
I responded that nudists are defined by their lack of jeans
Edit: there->their
Edit 2: Awards? Wow! I'd like to thank the Academy, the community, my wife, and the man who made this post possible, my father in law!
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I bonded with a colander in holey matrimony.
We have a strained relationship.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
Why did James Bond keep his library book?
Because it was Due Another Day
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︎ Aug 03 2020
What is Chicken Little's least favorite James Bond film?
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︎ Jun 07 2020
A spy walks into a science lab. When asked who he is, he says βThe nameβs bond...
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︎ Jun 09 2020
I just finished watching James Bond
I was shaken, but not stirred.
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︎ May 05 2020
The names Bond
Ionic Bond
Electrons taken, not shared
Creddit to my chemistry teacher
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Drinking vodka martini's won't make you James Bond.
But it'll make you Roger Moore.
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︎ Feb 04 2020
My name is bond, double.....
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︎ Jan 29 2020
What's James Bond's favorite gas station
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︎ Apr 19 2020
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed ?
Because, it would blow his cover.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
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︎ Feb 20 2021
What do you call James Bond taking a bath ?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed?
Because it would blow his cover
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︎ Feb 02 2021
What do you call james bond taking a bath?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
James Bond enjoying himself
What do you call James Bond in a bath?
Bubble 07
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What does James Bond do before he goes to sleep?
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Fact: viagra wonβt make you James Bond...
... but it will make you Roger Moore.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
What does James Bond do before he goes to sleep?
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︎ Apr 18 2020
βMr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Do you want to colour your hair?β
Bond: No time to Dye. Dye another day.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
What does James Bond do before he goes to bed?
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