When the Wright Brothers were arrested for trespassing at Kitty Hawk, the judge refused to grant them bail...
...he considered them a flight risk.
In the Seine-et-Marne region of France you can bail yourself out of prison using cheese
It's called playing the 'Get out of jail Brie card'
Why was the penguin's bail reduced?
Why did the judge set the bail so low for the ostrich charged with assault?
What did the cake thief do after the police released him on bail?
Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin? It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.
Big bird was denied bail.
The prosecution said he was a flight risk.
I usually bail out on my dermatologist appointments.
Why did the judge deny the drunk pilot's request for bail?
Because he posed a significant flight risk!
I can't believe that penguins are always denied bail
They're not even flight risks...
My dad said the government should bail out his penis...
...he told them it was too big to fail.
My dad, ladies and gentlemen -- he'll be here all week! Tip your waiter, try the beef.
Hay bail.
We were heading to dinner and driving past a farm (with hay bails) since we are meeting people there my friends dad says.
"Do you think they're going to bail on us?"
Then proceeds to smile and wait for us to laugh.
Saw a photo of a shack that had bailing twine holding the walls up
I gotta say, it really tied the room together...
What do you call a pastor who got bailed out
Someone bailed out on the opportunity
What do you call Batman who skips church?
A man fell into a combine harvester while attempting to steal it.
Police say he will be bailed out tomorrow.
My partner bailed on me at open mic night...
Me: "This next song was written for two people, but since my partner couldn't make it I'll just have to duet alone."
Crowd: collective groan
The entire crowd rolled their eyes together, but at least I played well!
My duck got arrested.
Apparently he's a quackhead.
I tried to bail him out, they wouldn't let me. Said he was a flight risk.
I knew it was a mistake to take my friend who failed to appear in court out on my leaky sailboat.
As soon as it started leaking, he skipped bail.
What’s it called when Batman leave church early?
My friend asked if I would help him move hay on the farm the other day...
I didn’t want to so I bailed
Dustin Diamond, aka Screech, was arrested yesterday, but thankfully didn’t spend the night in jail.
He was Saved by the Bail.
Girlfriend falls for it everytime...
Driving in a car
Me: HEY! </points out window>
Her: What??
Her: </Notices bails of hay on side of road>
Me: </Laughs ass off>
Her: I hate you
Driving down the road...
We pass a farm and my dad says:
Dad: hey did you know the FDA is banning those round bails of hey!
Me: No! What? Why? (I was legitimately concerned)
Dad: Yeah! Apparently cows weren't getting a square meal....
Me: ...sighs
The fda has decided to outlaw the round hay bails.
It appears cows aren't getting a square meal.
Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin?
It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call it when Batman misses church?
What do you call Batman when he skips church?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?
What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What is it called when batman skips church?
What do you call it when Batman skips church ?
Christian bail.
What do you call Batman that skips church?
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