...he considered them a flight risk.
It's called playing the 'Get out of jail Brie card'
He's not a flight risk.
He wasn't a flight risk.
The prosecution said he was a flight risk.
I'm so flaky.
Because he posed a significant flight risk!
They're not even flight risks...
...he told them it was too big to fail.
My dad, ladies and gentlemen -- he'll be here all week! Tip your waiter, try the beef.
We were heading to dinner and driving past a farm (with hay bails) since we are meeting people there my friends dad says.
"Do you think they're going to bail on us?"
Then proceeds to smile and wait for us to laugh.
I gotta say, it really tied the room together...
Police say he will be bailed out tomorrow.
Me: "This next song was written for two people, but since my partner couldn't make it I'll just have to duet alone."
Crowd: collective groan
The entire crowd rolled their eyes together, but at least I played well!
Apparently he's a quackhead.
I tried to bail him out, they wouldn't let me. Said he was a flight risk.
As soon as it started leaking, he skipped bail.
I didn’t want to so I bailed
He was Saved by the Bail.
Driving in a car
Me: HEY! </points out window>
Her: </Notices bails of hay on side of road>
Me: </Laughs ass off>
Her: I hate you
We pass a farm and my dad says:
Dad: hey did you know the FDA is banning those round bails of hey!
Me: No! What? Why? (I was legitimately concerned)
Dad: Yeah! Apparently cows weren't getting a square meal....
It appears cows aren't getting a square meal.
It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.
What do you call it when Batman skips church ?