When the Wright Brothers were arrested for trespassing at Kitty Hawk, the judge refused to grant them bail...

...he considered them a flight risk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
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In the Seine-et-Marne region of France you can bail yourself out of prison using cheese

It's called playing the 'Get out of jail Brie card'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiorzol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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Why was the penguin's bail reduced?

He's not a flight risk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
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Why did the judge set the bail so low for the ostrich charged with assault?

He wasn't a flight risk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
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What did the cake thief do after the police released him on bail?

Ab-scone-ded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCL80
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin? It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Big bird was denied bail.

The prosecution said he was a flight risk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimple007
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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I usually bail out on my dermatologist appointments.

I'm so flaky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patricktoba
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Why did the judge deny the drunk pilot's request for bail?

Because he posed a significant flight risk!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xinareiaz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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I can't believe that penguins are always denied bail

They're not even flight risks...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/headexpl0dy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2016
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My dad said the government should bail out his penis...

...he told them it was too big to fail.

My dad, ladies and gentlemen -- he'll be here all week! Tip your waiter, try the beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcraamu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2014
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Hay bail.

We were heading to dinner and driving past a farm (with hay bails) since we are meeting people there my friends dad says.

"Do you think they're going to bail on us?"

Then proceeds to smile and wait for us to laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_UnitedKingdom
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2014
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Saw a photo of a shack that had bailing twine holding the walls up

I gotta say, it really tied the room together...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vin135mm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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What do you call a pastor who got bailed out

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisb9999
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Someone bailed out on the opportunity
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thediamonddecade
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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What do you call Batman who skips church?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poptronic
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Bailed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spookyAGENT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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A man fell into a combine harvester while attempting to steal it.

Police say he will be bailed out tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EastlyGod1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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My partner bailed on me at open mic night...

Me: "This next song was written for two people, but since my partner couldn't make it I'll just have to duet alone."

Crowd: collective groan

The entire crowd rolled their eyes together, but at least I played well!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evansdead
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2014
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Took my daughter out to see how marshmallows are grown. imgur.com/NavQnlm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tachophile
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2013
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My duck got arrested.

Apparently he's a quackhead.

I tried to bail him out, they wouldn't let me. Said he was a flight risk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clegern
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2016
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I knew it was a mistake to take my friend who failed to appear in court out on my leaky sailboat.

As soon as it started leaking, he skipped bail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What’s it called when Batman leave church early?

Christian Bail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/txgginji
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2018
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My friend asked if I would help him move hay on the farm the other day...

I didn’t want to so I bailed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaseo2017
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Dustin Diamond, aka Screech, was arrested yesterday, but thankfully didn’t spend the night in jail.

He was Saved by the Bail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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Girlfriend falls for it everytime...

Driving in a car
Me: HEY! </points out window>
Her: What??
Her: </Notices bails of hay on side of road>
Me: </Laughs ass off>
Her: I hate you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alwayspluggedin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2015
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Driving down the road...

We pass a farm and my dad says:

Dad: hey did you know the FDA is banning those round bails of hey!

Me: No! What? Why? (I was legitimately concerned)

Dad: Yeah! Apparently cows weren't getting a square meal....

Me: ...sighs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsYaBoi97
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2017
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The fda has decided to outlaw the round hay bails.

It appears cows aren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jablothegreat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin?

It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lobsterbash
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bail

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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lifesizedbarbee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oakenshield-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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What do you call it when Batman misses church?

Christian Bail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeffer90
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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What do you call Batman when he skips church?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Enterknee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bail

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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenMargarine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian bail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goku_Kakarot91
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Christian bail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageML
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Underrlord
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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What is it called when batman skips church?

What do you call it when Batman skips church ?

Christian bail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Killer59614
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2015
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What do you call Batman that skips church?

Christian Bail .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bloom3D
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