A list of puns related to "Detention"
it just doesn’t add up
Everyone butter was on time to class.
Because it was very Mean Data!
Looks like he got in treble.
The kids were having grapes for a snack. Several kids were complaining about the grapes. I told them "stop being ungrapeful and eat them, then you'll be grapeful." Right after I left for break and told them to "have a grape time". I'm proud and disappointed at the same time.
You give them detention.
He wemt to his mum, who was doing work, and asked, "mum, whats the first letter of the alphabet?"
Mum: Shut up and go away!
Kid goes to his dad, who just got a perfect score in darts, and says: Dad, whats the second letter of the alphabet?
Dad: 180!!
Walks to older brother who was playing batman video games: whats the third letter of the alphabet?
Brother: na na na na na na na na BATMAN!
Walks up to younger brother playing with toys: whats the 4th letter of the alphabet?
Brother: driving my little red car.
Kid rolls up to school, ready to recite the first 4 letters of the alphabet.
Teacher: whats the first letter?
Kid: Shut up and go away!!
Teacher: HOW MANY HOURS OF DETENTION DO YOU WANT
Kid: 180!!
Teacher: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
Kid: na na na na na na na na BATMAN
Teacher: HOW DO YKU THINK YOULL GET AWAY WITH THIS?!?
Kid: Driving my little red car
If you have any ideas about puns involving the terms immigration attorney, immigration and customs enforcement/ICE, and puns about immigration detention that would be amazing.
You guys are immigreat, thanks so much!
You just want detention.
He played lead guitar. He said "we weren't very good...however one time we played at a juvenile detention center and we had a captive audience".
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