Guard: "I'm not mad. Just very disappointed. "
REMEMBER KIDS....NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN.
He died on Death Roe.
The First man says: I committed 2nd degree murder
The Second says: I committed: 1st degree assault
The Third says: I committed 1st degree possession of drugs
The Fourth man simply says: Arson
The Second man asks him: What degree was it?
The Fourth man responds: I'm not sure, it was pretty hot though. About 525 Celsius-ish
When you notice one you wonder “who let this one out”
Because most prisoners are in cells.
Guard - I am not mad. I am just.....disappointed.
Moral - DONT LET YIUR GUARD DOWN
It's a conundrum!
Little girl walks up and shouts “I’m four!”
They hold a con-test.
After a couple hours, the guard on duty steps away to use the bathroom.
The one prisoner says: "Quick, this is our chance to escape. We only have a few minutes so have to work together. You rip bedsheets into strips and I'll tie them into a rope, then we can climb down through the window.
The other agrees, "Got it. I sheet, you knot."
Only at the end of their sentence.
I thought to myself, “now that’s a little condescending”
It's hard to say, they have their pros and their cons.
They would be called cellfies.
Well there were pros and cons.
.... it was a clear case of criminal in tent.
It marks the end of his sentence
They hang around bars 24/7.
Ok, Im leaving
I thought: "that's a condescending con descending"
Guard: Inmate #2276 escaped sir!
Warden: WHAT! How long ago?
Guard: There was a random search last night at 8:30, so figure he's been on the lamb for about 8 hours.
Warden: Oh thank God, what a relief.
Guard: How so sir? That's a hell of a long time to be missing.
Warden: Yes, but imagine how far he'd be if he was on the horse.
Those are the con-sequences of a life of crime!
Because they are all in cell's
Two prisoners were escaping down a ladder. While the seasoned prisoner at the top watched for guards, the new prisoner went down the ladder first and slowly. Once the ladder was clear, the seasoned prisoner slid down in just three seconds, then he scolded the new prisoner for being so slow. The new prisoner replied, "Well, look at mister con descending here."
Guard: "I'm not mad, just disappointed."
(Remember kids, never let your guard down)
A condescending con descending.
As he turned and sneered at me, I thought, "that's a little condescending."
I thought to myself "Now, that's a little condescending".
..do they use cell phones?
I spend a night in Jailousy