A list of puns related to "Inmates"
I thought it was a little condescending.
And that inmate is in an elevator... And the elevator is going down... Is it condescending?
As cell-phie.
That sounds to me like one of those cons' piri piri theories.
They called it "Snitches get stitches"
On his cell phone.
They're con-tented at least.
He never finished his sentence.
The prose outweighs the cons.
First, they had to weigh the pros and cons.
Their cellphone
She didn't give any context.
Those jailbirds were always behind a few bars.
Ciao time...
Yeah, you can say with all the time he was doing for burglary and larceny, that he was the "man of steal."
He wanted to curry favor with the guards.
The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time.
After three years, Andy was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the local area.
Often he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for the citizens of the community and he always reported back to prison before Sunday night was over.
The warden was thinking of remodeling his kitchen and in fact had done much of the work himself.
But he lacked the skills to build a set of kitchen cupboards and a large counter top, which he had promised his wife.
So he called Andy into his office and asked him to complete the job for him.
But, alas, Andy refused.
He told the warden, "Gosh, I'd really like to help you but counter fitting is what got me into prison in the first place."
It's called Prose and Cons.
Sorry. I'll just get me coat...
She had her period at the end of her sentence.
Would they be called cellfies?
He had Post-Pardon Depression.
Leper cons.
"Nut bolts and screws."
It was just two cell mates who felon love
I said, "maybe they killed someone with kindness!"
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By saying "Shank you very much!"
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