The First man says: I committed 2nd degree murder
The Second says: I committed: 1st degree assault
The Third says: I committed 1st degree possession of drugs
The Fourth man simply says: Arson
The Second man asks him: What degree was it?
The Fourth man responds: I'm not sure, it was pretty hot though. About 525 Celsius-ish
Guard: "I'm not mad, just disappointed."
(Remember kids, never let your guard down)
When you notice one you wonder “who let this one out”
Cell phones.
Guard - I am not mad. I am just.....disappointed.
Moral - DONT LET YIUR GUARD DOWN
Because most prisoners are in cells.
It's a conundrum!
Little girl walks up and shouts “I’m four!”
Prism.
Condescending, condescending.
They hold a con-test.
After a couple hours, the guard on duty steps away to use the bathroom.
The one prisoner says: "Quick, this is our chance to escape. We only have a few minutes so have to work together. You rip bedsheets into strips and I'll tie them into a rope, then we can climb down through the window.
The other agrees, "Got it. I sheet, you knot."
Only at the end of their sentence.
It's hard to say, they have their pros and their cons.
kidney garden
I thought to myself, “now that’s a little condescending”
They been under ar-rest
Con cussed.
Well there were pros and cons.
Cause there ain't no rest for the wicked.
They would be called cellfies.
Mandatory minerals
An inmate!
.... it was a clear case of criminal in tent.
I thought: "that's a condescending con descending"
It marks the end of his sentence
CELLphies
Ok, Im leaving
Those are the con-sequences of a life of crime!
They hang around bars 24/7.
Guard: Inmate #2276 escaped sir!
Warden: WHAT! How long ago?
Guard: There was a random search last night at 8:30, so figure he's been on the lamb for about 8 hours.
Warden: Oh thank God, what a relief.
Guard: How so sir? That's a hell of a long time to be missing.
Warden: Yes, but imagine how far he'd be if he was on the horse.
Because they are all in cell's
Lifesavers
Two prisoners were escaping down a ladder. While the seasoned prisoner at the top watched for guards, the new prisoner went down the ladder first and slowly. Once the ladder was clear, the seasoned prisoner slid down in just three seconds, then he scolded the new prisoner for being so slow. The new prisoner replied, "Well, look at mister con descending here."
because it's the end of their sentence.
A condescending con descending.
Cell phones.
As he turned and sneered at me, I thought, "that's a little condescending."
Cell phones.
I thought to myself "Now, that's a little condescending".
..do they use cell phones?
Cell phones.
Cell phones
Cell phones.
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
