Mother-in-law is in Prison. Need a good prison pun for Mothers Day Card.
So the hardest part is it has to be uplifting/cute like all the other mothers day cards, can't just be a simple jail/robber pun.
So far I got:
You're ex-cell-ent mom!
I'd break into a maximom security prison for you!
Hope your mothers day is on point! (with a diagram of a shank)
^((But they're kind of trash))
Ideas from others:
Most people have a mother-in-law but I get to have a mother-outlaw! u/tcbst15
It's common for people to feel a group of symptoms if they often frequent prison yards.
That's where the syndrome.
Two sesame seeds have escaped prison and are believed to be hiding out on top of some bread.
Police have described the fugitives as being 'on the bun'.
There was a prison break
There was a prison break. I saw a midget climb up the fence.
As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that was a little condescending
A man with a stutter died in prison
He never got to finish his sentence
My best friend got sentenced to life in prison, and I wanted to console him
I said, "Imagine you're a cat!"
What are prison walls made out of?
Did you hear about the midget psychic that escaped from prison?
Yeah, there's a small medium at large
What’s the difference between someone going to prison and a guy who has a mobile knife sharpening business?
One gets incarcerated, the other is in-car-serrated
I work as a librarian in a prison
The job has its prose and cons.
They started a poetry class at the local prison...
But I don't know how I feel about it... There are prose and cons
Why are the prisons in Conneticut generally better?
Because they have con etiquette.
Found out my friend with a stammer died in prison
He just couldn't finish his sentence
Why was the bad poet the best at taking role in prison?
Because when they have no prose all they can do is list cons.
Was driving by the prison the other night when I saw a midget climbing down from a window.
I said to myself, that’s a little condescending
Did you hear about the prisons new creative writing department?
Today I saw a prison guard berating a dwarf inmate who was trying to escape by climbing down a drainpipe.
I thought it was a little condescending.
A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway...
Police advise citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals!
Today I got a suspicious letter allegedly from a Buddhist prison.
It was monk jail junk mail.
In the Seine-et-Marne region of France you can bail yourself out of prison using cheese
It's called playing the 'Get out of jail Brie card'
Why is it a good idea to put more books in prison libraries?
Because the prose outweigh the cons.
Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.
Now she's a small medium at large.
I have a twin brother in prison
We finish each other's sentences.
Just got offered a job teaching poetry in prison.
Spent all night thinking about the prose and cons.
Do you have any idea what they do to eggs in prison?
I'll tell you this— It ain't over easy.
A man called his twin brother from prison
“Hey remember when we were kids and use to finish each other’s sentences?”
The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?
The person who had once kidnapped me got released after serving 10 years in prison. Since then, I secretly follow him to his house every single day without his knowledge.
I guess I'm suffering from 'stalk home' syndrome.
Did you hear about the Beever that was sent to prison.
The evidence against him was damming.
I just heard on the news, Adele has been sent to prison for 8 years
She was charged for setting fire to Lorraine
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved ESCAPE VELOCITY
Why are female prisoners kept in separate prisons?
Because most prisoners are in cells.
A rich man who got sent to jail decided to pay to upgrade his prison cell.
He is now behind gold bars.
I sent my daughter to prison because she didn't want to sleep
In the history of crime literature, which character has been the most effective at getting people out of prison?
The dot "."
It has ended more sentences than anything else.
A psychic dwarf broke out of prison the other day, what did the headlines say?
There’s small medium at large
The Government Accidentally Built A Prison Outside My Home,
I Guess You Could Say I'm Under House Arrest.
An infamous psychic dwarf has escaped from the local prison!
There's a small medium at large.
A psychic midget escaped from prison.
There's a small medium at large.
What do you call a midget magician that escaped from prison?
Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from prison?
News paper headline read “small medium at large”
What do you call a fortune telling midget who just escaped from prison?
Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
I thought to myself, “That’s a little condescending.”
Did you see the headline about the psychic midget who escaped from prison???
I saw a midget climbing down the prison wall the other day
It was a little condescending
I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
Thought to myself, “that’s a little condescending”.
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