What do lawyers wear in court?
What would you wear to court?
A man who took an airline to court after losing his luggage...
Did you hear that the court overturned the alcohol levy on a technicality?
Apparently they did not like the syntax.
I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.
Without her they're ruthless.
Water and Mud once took each other to court.
A locksmith had to go to court to give evidence last week.
Apparently he was the key witness.
Stolen from dad jokes.
Why did the clam lose his court case?
He didn't have a leg to stand on.
What’s the best thing to wear for a court ?
I'm outside court.
I'm in a judgment free zone.
The girl is the middle of the tennis court
If a deaf person has to go to court...
is it still considered a hearing?
The deaf girl didn’t show up to her court case yesterday
Massive protest spread across Madrid earlier today to protest the nation's Supreme Court ruling that bans tattoos.
Nobody accepts the Spanish ink decision.
The owner of the Indianpolis Colts will be in trouble if he has to speak in court, because no matter what he says the judge will think...
Hawaiin court over turns travel ban, says Muslims are welcome.
Who does Apple call on to provide testimony in court?
Took an airline company to court today after my luggage went missing
In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...
I was told not to eat the candy in court...
World renowned tongue twister champion was officially charged in court today
They gave him a tough sentence. He got off better than his accomplice, The semi-colon, who is in between two complete sentences.
Why did Democratic senators boycott the nomination of the new Supreme Court justice?
They just couldn’t Barrett.
What did the skirt do when it was in court?
I don't know what decisions the Supreme Court will make in 2021 but one thing is for sure...
Did you know that Fruit of the Loom (TM) once took Hanes(TM) to court?
Why do court room stenographers talk loudly?
Because they’re hearing aides!
I’m representing a man in court today charged with tippexing all the full stops out of books.
I’m expecting a long sentence
He won't be allowed to court anyways
I stole a lawyer’s underwear right before court.
There’s no way he’ll succeed without his legal briefs.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court ruled in favor of Dad Jokes.
They deemed it cool and amusable pun-ishment
The tall guy who tips off the ball to start basketball games was found deceased at mid-court...
(Too soon) looks the the Supreme Court is...
A fish goes to court for murder
The fish is found “gill”ty
Why can't beggers be allowed in court for selection to the Jury box like any other non felon citizen?
Cuz, beggers can't be choosers!
Why did noone in the King's Court laugh when the King farted?
Because noble gases don't cause a reaction.
Credit to u/neitral-fella
r/dadjokes doesn't allow crossposting but I thought it belonged here
Why was Helium in court?
He broke the law of gravity
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
A man who took a airline to court for losing his luggage...
What do lawyers wear to court?
What’s the best thing to wear to court?
What does a lawyer wear to court
I recently took an airline to court after my luggage didn’t turn up...
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?