What do lawyers wear in court?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
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What would you wear to court?

A lawsuit

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A man who took an airline to court after losing his luggage...

....has lost his case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Did you hear that the court overturned the alcohol levy on a technicality?

Apparently they did not like the syntax.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrandMoffTarkan
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I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.

Without her they're ruthless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudefaceguy_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Water and Mud once took each other to court.

They settled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
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A locksmith had to go to court to give evidence last week.

Apparently he was the key witness.

Stolen from dad jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmantis311
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Why did the clam lose his court case?

He didn't have a leg to stand on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
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What’s the best thing to wear for a court ?

A lawsuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zaid_ata
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I'm outside court.

I'm in a judgment free zone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilsoca
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The girl is the middle of the tennis court

Is Annette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robertn361
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If a deaf person has to go to court...

is it still considered a hearing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cthulhouette
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The deaf girl didn’t show up to her court case yesterday

She lost her hearing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyeSayAye
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Massive protest spread across Madrid earlier today to protest the nation's Supreme Court ruling that bans tattoos.

Nobody accepts the Spanish ink decision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Somethinggood4
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The owner of the Indianpolis Colts will be in trouble if he has to speak in court, because no matter what he says the judge will think...

That's Irsay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dawsonju
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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Hawaiin court over turns travel ban, says Muslims are welcome.

Aloha Akhbar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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Who does Apple call on to provide testimony in court?

An iWitness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackoMabreda
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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Took an airline company to court today after my luggage went missing

I lost the case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigg_UN
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In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...

Toot Suite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xrayhearing
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I was told not to eat the candy in court...

Those are judge mints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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World renowned tongue twister champion was officially charged in court today

They gave him a tough sentence. He got off better than his accomplice, The semi-colon, who is in between two complete sentences.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skycooper11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Why did Democratic senators boycott the nomination of the new Supreme Court justice?

They just couldn’t Barrett.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BornOfAVegan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What did the skirt do when it was in court?

It pleated guilty.

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I don't know what decisions the Supreme Court will make in 2021 but one thing is for sure...

They will be ruthless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hallsguide
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Did you know that Fruit of the Loom (TM) once took Hanes(TM) to court?

It was a BRIEF case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BastetLXIX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Why do court room stenographers talk loudly?

Because they’re hearing aides!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schnaffoo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I’m representing a man in court today charged with tippexing all the full stops out of books.

I’m expecting a long sentence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jepeggys
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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He won't be allowed to court anyways
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I stole a lawyer’s underwear right before court.

There’s no way he’ll succeed without his legal briefs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IMadeItGuys
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court ruled in favor of Dad Jokes.

They deemed it cool and amusable pun-ishment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clifwith1f
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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The tall guy who tips off the ball to start basketball games was found deceased at mid-court...

Dead center.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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(Too soon) looks the the Supreme Court is...

Ruthless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacSteele13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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The harsh reality of soup court v.redd.it/gb9mcsnnk9a51
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πŸ‘€︎ u/observer2017
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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A fish goes to court for murder

The fish is found β€œgill”ty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/26SobbingHorses
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Why can't beggers be allowed in court for selection to the Jury box like any other non felon citizen?

Cuz, beggers can't be choosers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imgprojts
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Why did noone in the King's Court laugh when the King farted?

Because noble gases don't cause a reaction.

Credit to u/neitral-fella r/dadjokes doesn't allow crossposting but I thought it belonged here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tricky_Nick007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Why was Helium in court?

He broke the law of gravity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StrijderMilan
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spiderkc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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A man who took a airline to court for losing his luggage...

...has lost his case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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What do lawyers wear to court?

Lawsuits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daviscojokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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What’s the best thing to wear to court?

A lawsuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueFoxoonys
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What does a lawyer wear to court

A lawsuit

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I recently took an airline to court after my luggage didn’t turn up...

I lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wizzix
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette

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