Courtroom Puns

A list of puns related to "Courtroom"

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?

“Odour in the court!”

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👤︎ u/Jaxerfp
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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[In a courtroom] Lawyer: Judge, you a complete moron are!!

Judge: That’s out of order.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason...

...details are sketchy.

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👤︎ u/Chooboto
📅︎ Jan 14 2019
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I was attending a noisy legal hearing, and the Judge started yelling, “Order! Order in the courtroom!”

So I said, “A pastrami on rye, please.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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The guy in the wheel chair hates going to the courtroom

He suffers in juries

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👤︎ u/MasterCheng
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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Why was the vending machine thrown out of the courtroom?

It was out of order.

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👤︎ u/PwncakeIronfarts
📅︎ Oct 09 2018
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When all hope was lost in the courtroom, the defendant attorney suddenly came out of some luggage and won the trial with efficiency and success.

It was a brief case.

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👤︎ u/BustZaNuto
📅︎ Jan 28 2019
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What do you call a courtroom leader with issues?

Judgemental

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jul 14 2018
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What do you call a small courtroom?

Trial size.

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👤︎ u/Not_Wilhelm_II
📅︎ May 30 2018
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A lawyer broke the courtroom dress code.

It resulted in a law suit.

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👤︎ u/Kopextacy
📅︎ Jul 09 2016
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Damn it, Dad... No more daytime courtroom shows for you.

What do they call lawyer's underwear? Legal briefs!

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👤︎ u/ADHd20
📅︎ Jul 23 2014
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What kind of spice hangs around in a courtroom?

A BAY LEAF!!!

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👤︎ u/eyeballshurt
📅︎ Aug 28 2014
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A powerful explosion in the county courtroom...

...had considerable impact on the prosecutor's hearing.

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👤︎ u/joeywithanr
📅︎ Sep 04 2014
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What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom

Odor in the court!!

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👤︎ u/tpatt83
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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After the judge farted in the courtroom

He noticed an odor in the court

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👤︎ u/backup41
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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