If Pete Buttigieg wins the election, he'll be the first person to move from the judicial branch to the executive.

(Booty Judge)

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👤︎ u/powermad47
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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A judicious use of the board.
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👤︎ u/orlanthi
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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So a women is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. During her court hearing the judge asks, "First offender?"

The woman says, "No first a gibson, then a fender."

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👤︎ u/rei7689
📅︎ Aug 06 2015
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I got my democracy teacher today.

We were going through a slideshow about the different symbols in our government. The slide he was on was a picture of the presidential seal of the eagle. Our teacher went on saying,"The president has a seal, the judicial branch has a seal, different branches of the military have their own seals. Many of them look similar to this." and I interrupted saying,"Uh... Sir? That's an eagle..."

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👤︎ u/TheSoinico
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