The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.

She took plea A.

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Did you hear about the banana that was a prosecutor?

He won the conviction, but slipped up on appeal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Prosecutor: "In the case of who illegally made a blanket out of patches,

we call the defendant quilty"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeterRoar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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What did the dentist say to the prosecutor?

You can't handle the tooth!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anikdey01
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Why did the former doctor regret becoming a prosecutor?

His new job was trying his patients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanOfAllTrades80
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Prosecutors pressed charges against the popcorn maker today

assault and buttery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guavacadus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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IKEA has been accused of evading over $500 million in taxes. Apparently, prosecutors have been after them for years... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thora-suan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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What does a scarecrow whom is a prosecutor say against you?

I'm going to have a 'field day' with you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Druidofodin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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I'm a prosecutor, and we had our morning meeting, and I was asked to leave over this one

1: "The fight was in the kitchen area at the restaurant between the bus boy and the dish washer."

Me:" Who is the defendant? "

1: "The dish washer. "

Me: " Is it the State v. Ken More? (Kenmore)"

2: "Get out."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PraetorianXVIII
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2016
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Did you hear about the farmer that just got sentenced for killing his neighbors cow?

After a quick investigation, the Prosecutor was able to turn it into a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skycooper11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?

Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarmerGreen13
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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What's a pirates least favourite letter?

Dear Sir,

this is the federal prosecutor's office, informing you that you've been convicted and charged on seven counts of piracy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RussiaIsMyCity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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So, a sidewalk was convicted of murder the other day.

The prosecutor was sure that he had concrete evidence of the crime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuippGamer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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IKEA has been taken to court over faulty luggage

The prosecutors are having trouble putting a case together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JMACOB
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Why was the District Attorney happy to see storm clouds?

Because every prosecutor loves arraigny day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpenceMan01
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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A powerful explosion in the county courtroom...

...had considerable impact on the prosecutor's hearing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeywithanr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2014
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