A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars
Police are working tirelessly to catch him
I Don't Understand Why People Have Been Hating On The Police.
Roxanne is a really good song.
Why did the police officer get suspended?
Minneapolis City is disbanding the police
So now it's just Minnea City
Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion
If found guilty he'll be given a real tough sentence
Police found a dead chickpea that was smashed
They ruled it out as hummuscide
Why does the riot police get up so early?
I don't thing reformation of the police is possible...
After all, Andy, Sting, and Stewart have each had success with other solo projects.
After the most historic series of fires ever, an arsonist goes into the police station to turn himself in.
It was his claim to flame
What did the police do when they caught the thief stealing the desserts from the bakery?
They took him into custardy
Apparently someone in my town has been stealing the wheels off police cars
They’ve been working tirelessly to find him
Minneapolis dismantled the police.
Police have arrested the world tongue twister champion...
...they say he will be given a tough sentence
Police: We need to talk to your son about the fire at your neighbor's place
I finally got the police on record and all three of them can be heard clearly.
Synchronicity from 1983! Best album ever!
why did the coffee file a police report?
Thieves have broken into and stolen all the toilets at the Police Station
Detectives have nothing to go on
A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.
Police are working 'tirelessly' to catch him.
The last person to disband the police...
The police found a dead alpaca in its apartment.
I've just seen a traffic accident in town, a police car crashed into a fire engine.
I was going to call for an ambulance, but that might've been asking for trouble.
News just in: Local police have acquired 1000 bees
They're believed to be used as part of a sting operation
Why are people drawn to police cars?
The police pulled up right next to me and my Yamaha on the shoulder of the highway today…
Apparently, it’s not the best place to play a keyboard…
I just read that a man got fired from the police after stealing 7 breakfasts
They made an eggsample out of him.
Police arrested 2 kids yesterday
One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off
During this outbreak, we must follow all directions from the Police
So don't stand so close to me
What did the police officer say when he was tired?
Why did I come home to find a police officer in my bed?
They were an undercover cop.
The other week the police arrived on the scene to find me upside down in my car...
They told me not to be so silly, and to sit properly...
What do police officers wear to court?
A man is stealing tires from police cars
The police are working tirelessly to catch him
Someone stole all the toilet seats at the police station.
The police are trying to find the thief but they have nothing to go on.
You know what would be funny? A large group of people protesting, getting into fights with police and destroying property.
Why do the Hong Kong police wake up early?
To beat the crowd.
Edit: All credit goes to u/AleoMoorea, who posted it here.
Police caught me stashing drugs under the bed
I’m now being put under a rest
Police are looking for a man who was seen selling Marijuana to birds.
Eyewitness reports say that he left no Tern Unstoned.
Why did the coffee go to the police?
Before quarantine my father loved to tell jokes related to the context, he said police jokes to policemen, bar jokes in bars, dad jokes to other dads etc... And he misses it
Now it's only inside jokes
Why did the police arrest the dog?
Because he had some unpaid barking tickets
What did the police officer say to his belly button?
Police arrested a midget croupier this morning.
He was a small arms dealer.
The police officer asked me why I keep beating my wife...
I said "It's probably because I have quicker feet and a longer reach."
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion.
They said he'll be given a tough sentence.
Wanted: man has been stealing tires off police cars.
Authorities have been working tirelessly to catch him.
What did the police man say to this belly button?
A man steals the tires of a police car
The policemen are working tirelessly to get him
Police have reported a man going into a local craft store and dipping his testicles in glitter
It's pretty nuts if you ask me!
Police have been trying to catch a person stealing people's coins out of their pockets
What did the police officer atom say to the suspect atom?
The police have just turned up at my house and arrested my dog.
Apparently he had unpaid barking tickets.
If you see this car, ring the police. It is stollen.
Did you see the police talking to that nut outside?
I heard he was assaulted!
When Gordon Sumner left the police to start a solo career
It became a Sting operation
The police department made all homicide detectives stay under quarantine for two weeks.
>!They had coroner-virus.
Handing myself into the police station after posting this
A polish man walks into a police station.
Polish man: help me! Help me! My wife is trying to kill me!
Police man: calm down sir, do you have any evidence that your wife is trying to kill you?
Polish man: Yes! I opened our medicine cabinet and found Polish Remover!
Police man suspended for...
Why did the coffee call the police?
Police toilet stolen!
Cops have nothing to go on.
What did the cake thief do after the police released him on bail?
The toilet from the local police department was stolen last night.
The cops having nothing to go on.
Big mystery at the police station, someone stole all the toilets
Now they have nothing to go on.
You know what the toughest thing about being a gay black police officer is?
A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
I know a guy who stole wheels from police car
I am keeping my silence as police are working tirelessly to capture him
I called the police to see if I had any warrants-
Turns out nobody wants me.
What do the air freshener police say
Did you hear about the police detective with the secret clamp collection?
He had a vice vise vice.
It helped him put the squeeze on suspects.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged
^PS ^sorry ^if ^this ^has ^been ^used ^before
A man stole the wheels of a police car
Police are working tirelessly to find him
I got a job grooming police horses
I hate working with the fuzz... But it's a stable job.
I saw a student getting arrested by the police for plagiarism.
Someone crossed the street in front of a police car.
A child psychic who was arrested for shoplifting has escaped police custody.
It has been reported that a small medium is at large.
Yesterday, someone stole every single toilet from the Local Police Station.
Today, detectives still have nothing to go on.
A hooligan has been jailed for punching three police horses
Thankfully the horses are in a stable condition.
What did the man say when the police pulled him over for dangerous driving and said "You're Drunk!"?
Thanks God for that I thought the steering had gone...
I saw on the news that someone just broke into my local police station and stole all the toilets.
Police say they have nothing to go on.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
Why don’t police horses get sworn in?
Because they always say neigh.
What do you call a police uniform?
What did the police say to his bellybutton
A man has been stealing wheels of police cars
The police have been working tirelessly to catch him
Why did the coffee file a police report
What did the police officer say to his belly button?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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