A list of puns related to "Police Officer"
For resisting a rest.
He was upset about being fired, but happy to be relieved of doody.
999 Letsby Avenue!
Me, "I have no idea. He just ransomwere."
But I didn’t see him.
The duck was selling quack
Roll-on.
Officer: “Yes, that’s assault!”
Man: “I know it’s a salt, but is it a crime?”
Urine big trouble mister!
He said: No, we haven't even got any leads.
An undercover cop.
I replied "yeah, but at least she has a nice personality."
did he just bust a move?
Meh, that's fine
Beats me.
YOU'RE UNDER A VEST!
When asked who he thinks will give up the location stolen goods, he replys “Only Time will tell”
Police put on your life vest!
(This is a joke I made up at the age of 6 while on a boat!)
“Just-ice has been served”
Solid, liquid and gas
The police officer asks him to let him check his backpack.
The guy obliges.
In his backpack, the officer finds some textbooks, a calculator, a compass and a ruler.
"Aha!", shouts the policeman, "as I suspected. You are under arrest!"
"But why?" the guy protests.
"You have been caught carrying weapons of math instruction!"
She said "don't stand, don't stand so close to me"
I said no, it's okay I have Contacts
He said "I don't give a damn who you think you know"
The wife said "was it murder"? The officer said "no madam it was suicide" The wife said how" can you tell"? The police said - "On the cctv your husbund climbed out of the vat 5 times for a pee!"
That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
Officer: "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Miner: "Mine."
Disudderly conduct.
Arrest room!
They ask "Was it arson?", and the officer answers "Yes, your son".
Edit: holy shrimp! I got silver! Thanks for the reception!
Dad: “No officer, it’s ‘Hi, how are you?’”
Police brew Tally tea.
Then it dawned on me...
He must be one of those plane clothes cops!
They stumble upon a humanoid cement figure.
Officer 1: "Sir, we've found all the evidence we need to prove that this is the murderer's house."
Officer 2: "Why would anyone believe that this is evidence?"
Officer 1: "It's concrete."
I need arrest
Their lawsuits
The discrimination.
I said "It's probably because I have quicker feet and a longer reach."
They were an undercover cop.
You’re under a vest!
You’re under a vest!
You’re under a vest!
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