Not sure !! But when it megabytes, it megahertz.
Deer testicles are usually under a buck!
Because they go when the stop light is red!
(Sorry if this was bad)
A pit bull bites the hand that feeds it, while a hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
“Bison”
It would've created a parrot-ox.
He's breaking all sorts of records.
The bull insistent on having sex until the female cow replied.
“ Honey I’m not in the moood.”
I uh I’m gonna go now.
I recently spent $46,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ...but they kind of taste like peppermint.
He replied, “That’s an Ox, fam”
He went “Baaa” I went “Moooo” He said ok you start.
..It's the hidden charges you have to watch out for.
... he picked it up carefully with his trunk and peered at the little window with a racing heart...
Positive! ... Brenda was pregnant!
OMG... fear, excitement, shock... and yet more worrying "why hasn't she told me?"
A hundred scenarios raced through his head, his ears trembling, his trunk twitching as each played out...
Finally he calmed... maybe she was waiting for the right moment to tell him the news?
He chose to be patient... he watched her carefully the whole day, carefully avoiding anything that might show that he knew... but Bethany gave no hints whatsoever.
Several days went by, and he grew more and more anxious.
Finally, he could take it no longer...
"Bethany..." he said
"It's time we discussed the elephant in the womb".
I always see Himalayan there.
I don't know how you can sleep at night.
I don’t know how they sleep at night
"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."
A bull dozer.
(As told by a 9 year old)
Look underneath and if it ain’t one thing, it’s an udder.
I don’t know how they sleep at night.
Beef Stroken-off (Stroganoff)
You take away his credit card
It cow-herd in fear, like a cow-herd...
Would ya just look at the ground beef
Omaewa moo shindeiru
"What's a matador?"
He charges
A pit bull.
A pit bull bites the hand that feeds it, and a hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
It’s the hidden charges you have to watch out for.
I don’t know how they can sleep at night.
I don’t know how he sleeps at night
I don’t know how they can sleep at night.
