I rented a bulldozer

to get rid of all the small bumps and hills in my garden.

When i was done, it was even worse then before..

I cant even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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Today I got fired from being a bulldozer operator.

I can't seem to get over it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoMoreDays
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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What happened when the bulldozer operator became a dad?

He razed his children well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBaldpocalypse
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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What's the difference between an old crab and a horny Chinese person killed by a bulldozer?

One is a rusty crustacean , the other is a lusty crushed Asian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewszabo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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What do you call a narcoleptic steer?

A bulldozer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communisnt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Another cow joke, proudly brought to you by a six year old:

What do you call a cow that’s fallen asleep at a construction site?

A bulldozer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TitchyBeacher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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What’s yellow and kills you if it gets in your eye?

A bulldozer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lumber__Zach
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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I made a buffalo go to sleep once.

It was easy with a bulldozer.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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What do you call a bull that likes sleeping ?

A bulldozer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ikayakigurl1663
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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What do you call a sleeping cow?

A bulldozer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HannahHarriet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2018
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gottobooboo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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What do you call a bull that is sleeping?

A bulldozer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/succ_witch
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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