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Bulldozer Puns

A list of puns related to "Bulldozer"

My nan died in a freak bulldozer accident during the building of my new house.

I only wanted one granny flat :(

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👤︎ u/ijbgtrdzaq
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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I rented a bulldozer

to get rid of all the small bumps and hills in my garden.

When i was done, it was even worse then before..

I cant even

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👤︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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Today I got fired from being a bulldozer operator.

I can't seem to get over it

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👤︎ u/TwoMoreDays
📅︎ Nov 15 2018
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What happened when the bulldozer operator became a dad?

He razed his children well.

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👤︎ u/TheBaldpocalypse
📅︎ Aug 24 2018
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What kind of cattle is always sleepy?

A bulldozer.

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👤︎ u/PokWangpanmang
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
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What puts cattle to sleep?

A BullDozer

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👤︎ u/GlobalDesi17
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
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What do you call a narcoleptic steer?

A bulldozer

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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Another cow joke, proudly brought to you by a six year old:

What do you call a cow that’s fallen asleep at a construction site?

A bulldozer.

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👤︎ u/TitchyBeacher
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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What’s yellow and kills you if it gets in your eye?

A bulldozer

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👤︎ u/Lumber__Zach
📅︎ May 03 2018
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer

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👤︎ u/Gottobooboo
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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What do you call a bull that is sleeping?

A bulldozer

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👤︎ u/succ_witch
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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What do you call a sleeping cow?

A bulldozer.

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👤︎ u/HannahHarriet
📅︎ Feb 17 2018
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