I give out drivers licenses for snow plows

...weather permitting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xSchneebSx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I often think about the invention of the plow

I bet it was groundbreaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethan_Hood
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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How do you get a farm girl to marry you?

First, a tractor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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How do you get a country girlfriend?

A tractor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zen_of_Chaos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Did you hear about the magic tractor

It turned into a field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Milspec1974
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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First time I plowed my garden, I noticed something shiny in one of the hunks of dirt. Upon rubbing it, I found the whole hunk of dirt was shiny on the inside! I repeated this on other hunks of dirt and each one was shiny on the inside! That made me realize...

Every clod has a silver lining.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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At sunrise there were two robins overlooking a freshly plowed field

One says to the other β€œLets go eat our fill in seeds and worms.” They swoop down and do so.

Once all fat and happy they find a spot under a tree with the perfect amount of sun, and bask in the sunlight.

An alley cat rolls in and seeing the two birds. Thinking about how he hasn’t eaten in days, and sees two fat birds in front of him, he creeps up, and gobbles them in one fell swoop.

In the aftermath, he takes their spot in the sun, and as he’s laying down to nap he says β€œMan... I sure do love Baskin Robins.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tkl15
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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What is the most ground breaking invention of all time?

... the Plow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZimbaZumba
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Firetruck plowing through an intersection xpost /r/unexpected
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hellABunk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2015
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How did the farmer get kids?

He plowed his wife!

I just thought if this when I read another joke on here. Sorry if it is too r/unclejokes but at least it oc.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arnault1981
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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What a great girlfriend.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackalope_breath
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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I yelled, β€œCOW!” at a woman on a bike

As she rode by. She looked at me, gave me the finger, and turned back around and promptly plowed her bike into the cow.

I tried.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Best Advice I Received From My Father When Working on the Family Farm

My father and I had a pretty great relationship, along with my cousins, we would spend a few hours a day on the family farm working on various chores.

One day while working in the farm I claimed to Dad

"I can't wait till I can plow my girlfriend tonight"


"Girls don't like to be plowed son, they like to be tillered"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevingcp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2017
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Watching the Weather with Dad

Reporter: "These snow trucks have been plowing around the clock."

Dad: "That's stupid, they should be plowing around the streets!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCzarOfPie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2014
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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

Where is my tractor?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tronkfool
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I yelled β€œcow!” at a woman on a bike and she gave me the finger.

Then she plowed her bike straight into the cow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sourkid27
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Did you hear about the magical tractor?

It turned right into a field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tuff_luff
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2013
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