I bet it was groundbreaking
First, a tractor.
It turned into a field
Every clod has a silver lining.
One says to the other “Lets go eat our fill in seeds and worms.” They swoop down and do so.
Once all fat and happy they find a spot under a tree with the perfect amount of sun, and bask in the sunlight.
An alley cat rolls in and seeing the two birds. Thinking about how he hasn’t eaten in days, and sees two fat birds in front of him, he creeps up, and gobbles them in one fell swoop.
In the aftermath, he takes their spot in the sun, and as he’s laying down to nap he says “Man... I sure do love Baskin Robins.”
... the Plow!
He plowed his wife!
I just thought if this when I read another joke on here. Sorry if it is too r/unclejokes but at least it oc.
As she rode by. She looked at me, gave me the finger, and turned back around and promptly plowed her bike into the cow.
My father and I had a pretty great relationship, along with my cousins, we would spend a few hours a day on the family farm working on various chores.
One day while working in the farm I claimed to Dad
"I can't wait till I can plow my girlfriend tonight"
"Girls don't like to be plowed son, they like to be tillered"
Reporter: "These snow trucks have been plowing around the clock."
Dad: "That's stupid, they should be plowing around the streets!"
Where is my tractor?
Then she plowed her bike straight into the cow.