Ever thought about farming?

You too, could be out standing in your field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BootsGunnderson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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I thought this book I've just bought about farming would be a nice simple read..

But it's full of words I've never even herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.

The steaks will be too high for sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Negative_Integer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I started a new business farming microscopic fish

It's a small scale operation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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No matter how hard I study farming and angles, I’m doomed to be an amateur.

I’ll never be a protractor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tvkyle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Farming isn't just a job

it's a grow culture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendan_07
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Did you hear about the new tool they use for ice farming?

It's called an ice-sickle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowDabber
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Old Macdonald’s son decided to join the army instead of farming.

He is now E.I. G.I.Joe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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My girlfriend, playing a farming game, said β€œI want my horse stable.”

I asked β€œWhy is he wobbling?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Super_Saiyan06
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Support farming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dufosho
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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My family's gotta start farming more than just chickens

We need to think outside the bawks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctrlaltdelmarva
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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I tried chicken farming once, but i was a complete failure.

Not sure if I buried them too deep, or too far apart.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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If you’re trying to get a woman to notice you, then don’t buy any farming equipment.

It won’t be enough to a tractor attention.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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I was fired from a very serious farming job

They told me they dodnt have mush room for a fun-guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mo_stacheos
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Urban farming

My neighbor just told my husband that she’s going to get some chickens in her back yard. My husband replied β€œCool. Sooooooo... you’re going to be a chicken tender.” She just kept on babbling about it, and I can’t stop smiling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lorettarebelle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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I was gonna tell you a farming story

It's too bad I couldnt find a good plot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nice_Yams
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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When my friend was tired of farming apples, but was too afraid that his business would fail if he cultivated anything else, I told him,

"Grow a pear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cobblecloth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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Lots of people are farming wheat and other grains nowadays...

But I have barley any.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NonstopSuperguy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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I knew a girl who was attracted to farming equipment

She was a real hoe for them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Suhspence
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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I support farming. I guess you could call me...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blindboydotcom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2015
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Came up with this myself while playing Farming Simulator 17

What do you call a baptized bale of hay?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lady-Ajirra
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2017
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A friend of mine downloaded Farming Simulator.

He's a farmer on his dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mkewl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2016
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X-post from r/funny...dad protesting water prices (direct thread link to avoid karma farming)

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4acp4c/when_dad_protests_water_prices/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpknives
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2016
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My dad while driving through a farming community

As we pass a pasture full of sheep on a particularly bumpy road:

"Man this road is baaaaaaaad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteRussian90
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2015
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I never thought The Bumper Book of Farming would be such a difficult bedtime read.

But it's full of words I've never even herbivore.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I tried chicken farming once

It was a complete failure. I'm not sure if I buried them too deep or too close together.

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