Dairy Farm Puns

A list of puns related to "Dairy Farm"

My friend got fired from his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.

He was a danger to himself and udders.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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This sub is like a dairy farm

I’ve herd it all before

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👤︎ u/serialcompliment
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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What do you call it when all the cows the dairy farm go mad?

Udder Chaos

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👤︎ u/jwaldrip
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...

It's a mootual fund.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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Wife and I were driving past a dairy farm, and all she could smell was manure

I guess she prefers a clean dairy air

*edit. This actually happened. She almost tipped the car her eyes rolled so hard.

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👤︎ u/SalmonGram
📅︎ Aug 04 2019
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At work talking about an accounting firm that does the books for some dairy farms...

I interrupted the conversation and said "you mean the acCOWntants?"

This was over a month ago and I still proudly think about that joke.

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👤︎ u/Delds04
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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Have you heard of the dairy farm uprising?

It’s utterly amoosing... sorry for MILKING it.

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👤︎ u/Corn_11
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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My dad doesn’t like working down on the dairy farm.

But he can't find an udder job.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ May 22 2019
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I wanted to surprise my wife by buying a dairy farm...

She had a cow when I told her.

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👤︎ u/Devcon4
📅︎ Jun 22 2018
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Who tells the best jokes down on the farm, Dairy farmers or Maize growers?

Maize growers - their jokes are always corn-ear.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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What did the farmer exclaim when the ducks got into his dairy farm?

Cheese and quackers!

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👤︎ u/Brainsonastick
📅︎ Mar 21 2019
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Driving past a dairy farm.

Mum: "Do you think it's abandoned?"

Dad: "Looks dairy-lict to me."

You could feel the pride radiating from him.

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👤︎ u/hypercinth
📅︎ Aug 27 2013
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I got dad joked by my manager on the dairy farm I work at

It was a busy day we had a whole bunch baby cows born today and our calve pens are now completely full:

Me: If we get any more calves this barn is going to turn into a mad house...

Manager: Yea any more babies and it will be complete and udder madness

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👤︎ u/nickster790
📅︎ Nov 26 2015
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What's the first thing you smell on a French dairy farm?

dairy air

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👤︎ u/HardlyNetworking
📅︎ Feb 09 2016
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What do you call a failed dairy farm?

An udder disaster

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👤︎ u/InfiniteElway
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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My friend lost his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.

He was a danger to himself and udders.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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Did you hear about the dairy farm with mad cow disease?

It was udder chaos

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👤︎ u/mozzatits
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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My friend got fired from his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.

He was considered to be a danger to himself and udders.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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My friend got fired from his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.

He was a danger to himself and udders.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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My friend lost his cow milking job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behavior.

He was a danger to himself and udders.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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