How do you get a farm girl to like you?
I got let go from the dairy farm.
Apparently I don't work well with udders.
I’m trying to grow auto parts on my farm.
I’m expecting a bumper crop.
What is the name of farm owned by a vegan lesbian couple?
Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm..one turns to the other and says “what’s your favorite kind of music?”
He replied “I’m a big metal fan!”
My family used to own a farm with prize winning animals
The cows were udderly awesome.
One time on a road trip we drove through Iowa and stopped at a farm around harvest time. I tried to speak to the farmer about buying some fresh corn 🌽 but he had no time for me.
“Sorry, mister,” he said. “I’m up to my ears in work.”
Because of his enormous debt, Old McDonald has to sell his farm.
To cover what he e-i-e-i owes.
Swiper went swiping at a farm and mistakenly stole the farmer’s daughter.
He thought she was a Dora bull.
What do you call a farm that tells bad jokes?
What do you call a lizard that farms whale food?
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
My farm implements have been stolen. I was distractored.
What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm ?
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a farm?
My friend got fired from his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.
He was a danger to himself and udders.
My father died and requested to be buried at a specific farm.
He always told us one day he'd be a dead beet Dad.
I visited a sheep farm last week.
Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
I thought I could hear Tubular Bells on my farm this winter...
But it was just my cold field.
So I used to own a rabbit farm.
You know I would raise these super cute fluffy bunnies!
People would always ask me how it was: was it relaxing, fun, nice, a bore etc...?
I would always respond that it was honestly terrifying, like really scary.
People in bewilderment would always say: "what? scary? how can that be??"
I would respond: "well, it was hare raising"
What is a half-life fan's favorite piece of farm equipment?
This sub is like a dairy farm
What do you call it when all the cows the dairy farm go mad?
Who always gets blamed for letting the farm animals out of their pens?
A farm sheep was bleating weirdly one day.
It’s owner could not believe the weird bleats the sheep was making,
so he asked out loud sheepishly in frustration:
“what the hell was that!?”
“You herd me” - the sheep replied.
The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...
A man and his son had a farm, but things weren't going too well.
The son said "I think we need to start growing something other than just wheat" and started naming fruits and vegetables.
"I think you're right, kiddo" said the man.
He went over to one of the haybales and started grabbing fistfuls of it. He spread it out and then started covering it with dirt.
"Dad, what are you doing?" asked the son, confused.
"I'm making straw-buries".
A sheep wakes up to find that she's at a completely different farm.
None of the other sheep seem alarmed, so she goes and asks another sheep what's going on.
"Oh, haven't you herd?"
What do you call a farm that sells chickens and pigs?
Operating a solar farm is probably easy
After all, it's a light crop
What do you call farm animals with a sense of humor?
Old McDonald had a farm
On he's farm he had some weed
He high,he high, Oh
"Old McDonald had a farm...."
Sang the happy repossession man.
We have superior cows on our farm.
They are out standing in the field.
What area of mathematics are farm animals proficient?
I asked my farmer friend, “Can you explain how I can gamble using farm animals?”
He said, “You bet your ass.”
My dad has a worm farm
He named all the worms Jason, cause their bait, man.
I want to buy a modest farm house.
3 bed, 2 bath. Nothing over the top.
My great uncle died making butter on his farm last week.
It was a really unfortunate churn of events.
Do you know how to get a farm girl to like you?
How do you get a farm girl to marry you?
How do you get a farm girl to marry you?
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
What do you call a failed dairy farm?
The internet connection in my farm was really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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