My family used to own a farm with prize winning animals

The cows were udderly awesome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gherkinstein
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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Who always gets blamed for letting the farm animals out of their pens?

The escapegoat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cd1cj
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What do you call farm animals with a sense of humor?

A laughing stock!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicoli0525
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What area of mathematics are farm animals proficient?

Cowculus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainMoist23
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I asked my farmer friend, β€œCan you explain how I can gamble using farm animals?”

He said, β€œYou bet your ass.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Which animal is a spiritual leader in a game farm?

The dolly llama.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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What farm animals are good for the environment?

Recyclebulls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikethejoe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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It was Orwell and good in the farm until the animals started practising communism.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/it_me_a_boi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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My dad told me to stop pretending to be a farm animal

He was sick of me horsing around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hdeifh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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After one too many jokes about farm animals, my wife couldn't take it anymore. She told me to get out.

I said fine, alpaca bag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baltinerdist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Mt. Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.

Since then, the steaks have never been higher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitch_watson
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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What are the two dirtiest animals in a farm?

Brown chicken brown cow

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Who is a farm animals’ favourite designer?

Cowvin Klein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andyroowastaken
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Why did the farmer return some of his tan farm animals?

Because his wife didn't want two brown chicken brown cow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorMasochist
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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What do you call therapy for farm animals?

Cow-nselling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hdeifh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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What did the librarian say when they realised all the pages of animal farm were ripped out?

Orwell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BD8D
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2017
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What is a farm animal's favorite rapper??

Piggie Smalls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jahshoewah
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2018
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Did you hear about the farm overtaken by the animals?

I heard it was a mootiny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/admchaps81887
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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Where do you keep the law-breaking farm animals?

The PEN-itentiary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emeri5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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What did the farm animal say about Donal Trump?

Is-llamma-phobic!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackcat74
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2017
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What are the two sexiest animals on a farm?

Brown Chicken Brown Cow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicoSplat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2017
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