Cow Puns

So, I don't if this is the appropriate place for this, but I need a boat-load of cow puns for a D&D campaign. Any all and jokes are both welcomed and needed.

They can be as subtle or as obvious or as cringey as you'd like.

Examples:

A slingshot built from straps set up between the pair of Minotaur horns. A Bullista, if you will.

A character named Timothy Jacobs (Timoothy Jacowbs)

There is a ritual among Minotaur where they fight over the best food served. This is called a Cudstody battle.

Thank you for your help!

Moo Willems.

(By my four year old... She's really been milking the cow puns lately.)

I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."

I think it was a steak out.

Ground beef.

(My Dad was very excited to tell me this during our video chat tonight)

De-calf-inated

Never herd of them!

It was high steaks.

MOOING GUM.................................................................. My 8 year old told me this and I'm curious as to how many up votes it gets, if you don't like it please down vote without any bad feelings .

The steaks will be too high for sure.

Must've been Mount Heiferest.

"Herd."

"What?"

"Herd of cows."

"Of course I've heard of cows, there's a flock of them right there!"

Cattlelogs

Doesn't matter it won't come

Because they lack toes :)

The steaks are too high.

1st cow: What do you mean, baaaaa? Don't you mean moooo?

2nd cow: I'm learning a foreign language.

(Once read that in some joke book)

Because their horns don't work. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

I herd it through the grapevine.

you get two animals in a baaaaaaaad moooooooood

Edit: Thank u for the gold, kind stranger

Otherwise, they turn into real jerkies.

Because they're calfinated

I thought, that’s weird, I just kept milking. A while later, the same fly showed up in the milk bucket. I guess that’s what they say: in one ear, out the udder.

Edit: corrected an udder failure.

The most important Dad at the annual neighborhood end of Summer barbeque bash!

The steaks were high.

He was very amoozed.

A cowculator

Pasture bedtime

They are outstanding in their field.

and he counted 396 of them.

But once he rounded them all up, he had 400.

Udder Chaos

Get married.

They've been reported as feeling "mooey bien"

The steaks were high.

She put the "cat" in cattle.

The stakes will be high

I said "It's pasture bedtime."

Ground beef

Then it’s de-calf-inated.

I said “It’s pasture bedtime”.

I said it’s because it’s pasture bedtime.