Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama?
Because you don’t turn your back on family.
Some of my pun-tastic Halloween costumes throughout the years: Reverse Cowgirl, Edgar Allan Ho, and Freudian Slip.
What do you call a cowgirl that swims?
A moomaid!
Don't ever open a joint bank account with a cowgirl.
She might beat you to the draw.
Why do they call it the cowgirl position?
Isn't it kind of rude to call her a cow?
We don’t do the reverse cowgirl around here.
That’s because we never turn our back on family.
