I told my wife if she was a car she'd be a Jeep Wrangler

because I'd take her top off every chance I got

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📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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My wife crashed her Wrangler the other day listening to Adele.

She was rolling in the Jeep.

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📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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we took the doors off the jeep wrangler today...

dad: "dont bother locking the doors"

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📅︎ Aug 12 2013
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I hit the nurse with this one

I went with my parents to see my uncle who was just transferred to my university's hospital.

The nurse walks in and starts talking to us. Somehow the topic of genetics came up and she said "huh, I guess you got the good genes then!"

I looked down and pulled at my jeans. "I guess they're alright."

She rolled her eyes, smiled, and then let out a laugh. My dad was cracking up in the other corner of the room. I think I made him proud.

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📅︎ Feb 01 2015
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My father in law got my wife just now

So my wife just had a baby and we were talking about who he looks like..

My wife says: "I think he'll look like me, I've got some good genes!"

Father-in-law: "I do too! They're wranglers!"...

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📅︎ Mar 01 2015
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