Cow Jokes Puns

He was very amoozed.

A mooborn!

Knock Knock / Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh—

Moooooooo!

There should be a Trump version.

Knock knock / Who's there?

Interrupting Trump.

Interrupting Trump wh—

Fake moos!

Everyone knows the interrupting cow knock knock joke but we like making up KKJs for other cows. Here are some of ours; please add more so I can continue to surprise and delight the young people near and dear to me. TIA!

(Obviously each joke goes "Knock knock" etc. I'll just write the "cow" part and the punchline)

• French cow: le moo

• Backwards cow: oom

• Upside down cow: woo

• Sad cow: moo hoo hoo

• Ghost cow: moo-oo-oo-oooo

• Police cow: moo ee oo ee oo ee oo

• Cow on a motorbike: (make zooming moo)

• Cow in disguise: Baa

• Horse in disguise: Moo

• Invisible cow: (quickly cover child's eyes) Moo

• Inaudible cow:

Ground beef.

"Grains"

The steaks are low.

It's udderly funny.

Because it had a wee calf.

You totally should. It's legion-dairy.

What do you call a cow that’s fallen asleep at a construction site?

A bulldozer.

But you've herd that before.

But all of mine are udderly horrible.

You know cows don’t have feet because they lactose

What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom What do you call a cow with one leg? A Steak What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milk shake What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf (inated)

What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call it when a cow jumps on a trampoline? Milkshake

That cow then jumped over a barbed wire fence. It was udder devastation.

I know, I really milked it.

"A Milkdud"

... but I'm going to milk it for all it's worth.

Lean Beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef

Why didn't the pregnant cow want to take aerobics?

She didn't want to sprain her calf.

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

de-calf-inated

Why do cows wear bells?

because their horns don't work

My carpool buddy was hitting me with these on the way to work today.

"What car do classy cows drive? "

• Cowdillacs

"What cars do redneck cows drive?"

• Cowmaros and Moostangs. I added that they are also a fan of COWl induction.

"Who's the longest standing baseball player?"

• Cowl Ripken

"Have you heard of the famous bovine biologist, Jaques Cowsteau?"

A cow.

Me: (explaining that cows can run) How fast can a male cow run?

Dad: It all depends how many houses he has to deliver to.

Talking about what the person in the Chik-Fil-A costume is to do if a child takes their glove off.

"Apparently the person in the costume is supposed to act like they don't have a hand and than go to their helper and say 'That child is bullying me!'".

At this point my father started historically laughing, and we asked him why.

"Get it? BULLying? Because its the cow?"

Groans were had.

Dad: look over there. I see a bunch of cows. Me: it's called a herd of cows. Dad: of course I've heard of cows, there's a bunch of 'em right over there!

This worked once, so of course he tries to do it all the time.

He was obviously milking it