People who make dairy puns have it really hard.
They are, after all, a margarine-alized community.
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How dairy!
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︎ May 26 2021
I got let go from the dairy farm.
Apparently I don't work well with udders.
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︎ May 06 2021
Did you hear what happened to the dairy farmer?
He got dairy sick, but then he became butter.
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︎ May 20 2021
A baseball player was shopping at the dairy while in a bad mood. He'd played in a home run derby yesterday; though he got more runs than anyone else, another player was awarded the trophy. While in line at the register, the lady in front of him was short on cash. He decided to do a good deed, so...
The bitter, better-batter bought her butter!
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︎ May 29 2021
2 cows are in an police interview room accused of stealing dairy equipment
One cow says, it was the udder one
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︎ May 14 2021
Why are people with dairy allergies afraid of horses?
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︎ May 05 2021
Heard yβall like puns (flies were found dead, butter was found at the grocery store in the dairy isle)
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︎ Mar 07 2021
My friend got fired from his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.
He was a danger to himself and udders.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Do you want to hear a joke about dairy farmers?
Never mind, itβs too cheesy.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
I got fired from my job at Dairy Queen
Because I refused to work on sundaes
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︎ Dec 04 2020
This sub is like a dairy farm
Iβve herd it all before
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What do you call it when all the cows the dairy farm go mad?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. βKobe!β I shout. βNo.β He says in a disappointed tone...
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︎ Jan 08 2021
This is a DAIRY problem for supermarkets all around the world
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︎ Jan 05 2020
The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What is the slogan of the Mandalorian dairy?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
I have this idea for a takeaway restaurant which just sells dairy
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Why is the dairy cow so confident wearing shorts?
Because she had a nice pair of calves.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
How dairy
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︎ Jun 02 2020
legend dairy
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︎ Jul 07 2019
I want my brand to become THE dairy alternative for the post truth era.
The people believe in Fake Moos.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Did you hear about the Dairy Farmer who always worked late?
He was udderly exhausted.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Production costs are really high in the dairy business
A lot of expenses are in curd.
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︎ Jul 19 2020
If I ever made an epic company for milk and cheese, I'd call it legend-dairy.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Who do the dairy people worship?
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︎ Aug 16 2020
I knew a guy who hated deformed feet and allergic to dairy
He was lack toes intolerant.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
My dairy farmer friend is always complaining about how little money he makes.
I think heβs just milking it.
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︎ Jul 12 2020
By slinging gobs of congealed dairy fat across the room I discovered
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Dairy Queenβs sign in there shop. βRidiculousβ but as RiDQulous
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︎ Feb 09 2020
There's a vegan activist in my neighborhood; she's been replacing everyone's dairy milk with alternatives.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
When the first guy drank cow milk, society was probably like, "ughh, how dairy."
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︎ Dec 29 2019
I love watching dairy products grow up
You get to watch their lives flash pasteurize.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
This legen-dairy text I received earlier tonight
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︎ Nov 12 2017
apple dairy product
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︎ Jul 16 2019
Milk is the fastest dairy product.
Itβs pasteurized before you ever see it.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
My buddy gets all the girls. I watched him work once. He approached a lady and said, "girl, you remind me of a thick, creamy beverage made from raw fruit, vegetables, and sometimes dairy products, typically pureed using a blender!"
He's such a smoothie talker.
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︎ Mar 03 2020
The air at a dairy
Smells like a cow's derriere
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︎ Feb 23 2020
Wife and I were driving past a dairy farm, and all she could smell was manure
I guess she prefers a clean dairy air
*edit. This actually happened. She almost tipped the car her eyes rolled so hard.
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︎ Aug 04 2019
A friend and I were driving past a dairy.
The typical fragrance was in the air and he said,"Ahh,the sweet smell of dairy air"
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︎ Jun 27 2019
They say you shouldn't mix seafood with dairy, so sorry if this one is cheesy.
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︎ May 09 2019
My dairy farmer uncle died leaving written legal instruction for me to inherit a single gallon of cheese production byproduct. Makes sense, because...
Where there's a will, there's a whey.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
I saw a movie about dairy products the other day.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
What do you call a failed dairy farm?
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︎ Nov 04 2020
My friend lost his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.
He was a danger to himself and udders.
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︎ Nov 21 2019
Did you hear about the dairy farm with mad cow disease?
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︎ Oct 03 2019
My friend got fired from his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.
He was considered to be a danger to himself and udders.
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