People who make dairy puns have it really hard.

They are, after all, a margarine-alized community.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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How dairy!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CosmicCatalyst23
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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I got let go from the dairy farm.

Apparently I don't work well with udders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sup_doge
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Did you hear what happened to the dairy farmer?

He got dairy sick, but then he became butter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Broisback32
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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A baseball player was shopping at the dairy while in a bad mood. He'd played in a home run derby yesterday; though he got more runs than anyone else, another player was awarded the trophy. While in line at the register, the lady in front of him was short on cash. He decided to do a good deed, so...

The bitter, better-batter bought her butter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pthelynese
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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2 cows are in an police interview room accused of stealing dairy equipment

One cow says, it was the udder one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonnieblack100
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Why are people with dairy allergies afraid of horses?

Because they lack toes.

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Heard y’all like puns (flies were found dead, butter was found at the grocery store in the dairy isle)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soflytaxidermy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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My friend got fired from his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.

He was a danger to himself and udders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Do you want to hear a joke about dairy farmers?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daviscojokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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I got fired from my job at Dairy Queen

Because I refused to work on sundaes

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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This sub is like a dairy farm

I’ve herd it all before

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πŸ‘€︎ u/serialcompliment
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What do you call it when all the cows the dairy farm go mad?

Udder Chaos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwaldrip
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. β€œKobe!” I shout. β€œNo.” He says in a disappointed tone...

...Colby

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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This is a DAIRY problem for supermarkets all around the world
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lloo69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...

It's a mootual fund.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What is the slogan of the Mandalorian dairy?

This is the whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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I have this idea for a takeaway restaurant which just sells dairy

I call it whey-to-go

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πŸ‘€︎ u/humanbeingahuman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why is the dairy cow so confident wearing shorts?

Because she had a nice pair of calves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HueyLameass
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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How dairy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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legend dairy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonlanderson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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I want my brand to become THE dairy alternative for the post truth era.

The people believe in Fake Moos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themiracy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Did you hear about the Dairy Farmer who always worked late?

He was udderly exhausted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/griffglen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Production costs are really high in the dairy business

A lot of expenses are in curd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KILLA2-0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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If I ever made an epic company for milk and cheese, I'd call it legend-dairy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Influenz-B
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Who do the dairy people worship?

Cheeses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaylicious17
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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I knew a guy who hated deformed feet and allergic to dairy

He was lack toes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalpact
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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My dairy farmer friend is always complaining about how little money he makes.

I think he’s just milking it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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By slinging gobs of congealed dairy fat across the room I discovered

butter flies!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Dairy Queen’s sign in there shop. β€œRidiculous” but as RiDQulous
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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There's a vegan activist in my neighborhood; she's been replacing everyone's dairy milk with alternatives.

I soya do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexdavidwright
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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When the first guy drank cow milk, society was probably like, "ughh, how dairy."

Dairy = dare he

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_By_Pun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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I love watching dairy products grow up

You get to watch their lives flash pasteurize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irbinator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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This legen-dairy text I received earlier tonight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LOD2001
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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apple dairy product
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnholyPotatoes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Milk is the fastest dairy product.

It’s pasteurized before you ever see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boyleolio
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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My buddy gets all the girls. I watched him work once. He approached a lady and said, "girl, you remind me of a thick, creamy beverage made from raw fruit, vegetables, and sometimes dairy products, typically pureed using a blender!"

He's such a smoothie talker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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The air at a dairy

Smells like a cow's derriere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmdeemer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Wife and I were driving past a dairy farm, and all she could smell was manure

I guess she prefers a clean dairy air

*edit. This actually happened. She almost tipped the car her eyes rolled so hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SalmonGram
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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A friend and I were driving past a dairy.

The typical fragrance was in the air and he said,"Ahh,the sweet smell of dairy air"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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They say you shouldn't mix seafood with dairy, so sorry if this one is cheesy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/michilio
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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My dairy farmer uncle died leaving written legal instruction for me to inherit a single gallon of cheese production byproduct. Makes sense, because...

Where there's a will, there's a whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I saw a movie about dairy products the other day.

It was really cheesy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigOlDisaster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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What do you call a failed dairy farm?

An udder disaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfiniteElway
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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My friend lost his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.

He was a danger to himself and udders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Did you hear about the dairy farm with mad cow disease?

It was udder chaos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mozzatits
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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My friend got fired from his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.

He was considered to be a danger to himself and udders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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