Because I refused to work on sundaes
“Do you want a Blizzard ‘arry?”
She was married to Mr. Softee
A Dairy Queen
took me to Dairy Queen. As he handed me my medium Skor Blizzard he said, "Here you go, a DQ you can feel good about." I laughed and felt better.
We were pulling into Dairy Queen for ice cream. One of the boys sd Hey there is only 1 car there. I said "You might say it looks...Desserted."
They didnt catch it so I though I'd share it with you all.
And I'll show you a Dairy Queen.
So my friends and I go out to Dairy Queen and get one of those ice cream cakes in the shape of a pizza. We get home and struggle to cut this diamond of a treat and my friends dad comes over and says:
"Do you boys need a hand? Cutting this should be a pizza cake"
I remember once going through a Dairy Queen drive-through, with my dad driving and ordering. This was in the years when drive-throughs were just switching to multiple windows, so they would instruct you as to what to do where.
The worker who took his order said, "Thank you, sir, that'll be $8.72 at the first window."
My dad replied, "Well, how much would it be at the second window?"
They didn't know how to respond.
Dad: "What did Burger King give to Dairy Queen on their wedding day?" Me: "What?" Dad: "An onion ring"
Dad "I really shouldn't brag about this" Me "about what?" Dad "I went to Dairy Queen." Me "yeah? So?" Dad "that's it." He then proceeds to walk away laughing like it was the funniest thing.
“Do you want a blizzard ‘arry?”
Dairy Queen...
