Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field!

An oldie but a goodie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WellysBoot
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where’s my tractor?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eyesandheart
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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What did the farmer say while looking for his tractor?

Where’s my tractor?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pickledust465
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?

After driving down the lane, it turned into a field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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Did you hear about the magic tractor?

Every morning it turned into a field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neti-Neti-Neti
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It rode down the hill and turned into a field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PuddlesTheDolphin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shawmpton
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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A bloke on a tractor just drove past and shouted β€œthe end of the world is nigh”

I think it was farmer geddon

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My friend the farmer traded his tractor for a flock of seabirds...

He's so gull-able!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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I used to like tractors but I don't like them anymore.

I guess you could call me an extractor fan.

(Taken from r/3amjokes by u/Suave_Sidd, the crossposting doesn't work)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ntn_98
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me yelling "the end of the world nigh!"

I think it was Farmer Geddon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eyesandheart
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09
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Once my little boy stopped loving tractors, he started to really suck the air out of the room.

He became an extractor fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sergioarmagh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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Every morning, my neighbor gets on his tractor and starts yelling, β€œThe End is nigh!”

I hate living next to Farmer Geddon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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My grandmother was killed when she was hit by a tractor.

Yep, grandma got run over by a John Deere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Have you seen the film about the tractor?

Me neither I have only seen the trailer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alphawolf666_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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When I went into the barn I saw my father doing a strip tease act in front of our tractor

He explained that he went to a marriage counselor because mom didn't want to be intimate anymore. The counselor told him he should do something sexy to attract her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ABitOfALuddite
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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The Farmer on the Tractor is very "attractorive". CREDITS TO: Bobanate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HayangIsNoob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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A bloke on a tractor has just driven passed me shouting, "The end of the world is nigh."

I think it was Farmer Geddon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hirsty19784
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Last night, my neighbor got on his tractor and started yelling, β€œThe end is near!!”

I hate living next to Farmer Geddon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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Did you hear about th e magic tractor?

It turned into a field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jerome13579
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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I’m really excited about the new movie about tractors that is coming out soon.

I just saw the trailer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Indotractor. Indoraptor tractor.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenomorph_Acid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor

Hey where's my tractor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboi12360
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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The original Tractor Beam!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeygallinal
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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I used to be a fan of tractors

I’m an extractor fan

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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I guess I'm pro tractor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ron_Unstoppable
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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My friend just quit his job in IT and purchased 10 acres of land and a tractor to grow hemp...

It's sad... but he bought the farm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Did you hear about the magical tractor?

It turned into a field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmantis311
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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Why did Joseph keep bringing up tractors on the firing line?

'cause he was Stalin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steadmanthewhale
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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I was driving down the road last night when I passed a magic tractor.

It turned into a field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/high_larry_us
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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I fell in love with a tractor salesperson, and I was so happy

but then she sent me a John Deere letter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterSquirrel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wowza-yowza
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Did you hear the story about the magic tractor?

It went down the road and turned into a field.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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I saw a magic tractor the other day...

it turned into a field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yennicita
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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Has anyone watched a movie called "The Tractor"?

Me neither but I've seen the trailer !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lawless_7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2018
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When I was younger, my girlfriend ran off with a tractor salesman

A couple of week later she sent me a John Deere letter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elucify
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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The tractor company's manure spreader is the only piece of equipment they won't stand behind.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2016
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What happened to the magic tractor driving down the road?

It turned into a field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanielBrent
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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What type of tractor makes the best circles?

A protractor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huffe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2017
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TIL that John Deere are stopping people from repairing their own tractors

Oh Deere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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All this stuff about GMO's affecting farmers, but what about tractors? Do you support tractor's rights?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PyrosEnjoyPieHW2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2016
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I knew the cow could lift my tractor

It was beef strongenough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thetwitchy1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2017
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What's the difference between a tractor and a giraffe

One has hydraulics one has high bollocks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FloppyNibs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2017
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Not A Tractor Enthusiast
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Rowdy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2016
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A bloke in a tractor just drove past shouting "The End is Nigh!"

I think it was Farmer Geddon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greyclocks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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A man obsessed with tractors

A 22 year-old man was obsessed with tractors, so much so that he had no social life outside of his fascination with farm machinery. His mother eventually intervened, forcing him to throw away all of his tractor merchandise and ordered him to find himself a girlfriend.

The man went to a bar that night in search of a partner and encountered a beautiful blonde. After exchanging pleasantries, the two moved outside in order to have a proper conversation away from the music. As they ventured into the smoking area, the woman complained that she hated the cigarette fumes which had engulfed them. Without flinching, the man took a huge, deep breath and inhaled all of the second-hand smoke in the vicinity.

Staring on in amazement, the woman asks how he could possibly have removed the smoke from the room.

The man turns back to her and replies: "I'm an ex tractor fan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pablord13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2015
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When is a tractor not a tractor?

When it turns into a field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PillockoftheEarth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2017
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What do you call a tractor in prison

a contractor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ericnrmrf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2016
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Did you guys hear about the magic Tractor?

It turned into a field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RiseOfBacon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2016
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Did you hear about the magical tractor?

It turned right into a field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tuff_luff
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2013
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A magic tractor is driving down a country road...

When suddenly it turns into a field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iGandhi510
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2016
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Did you hear about the magical tractor?

It drove down the road and turned into a field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SUMBWEDY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2015
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There was a boy who really liked tractors...

Tractors were his biggest hobby. He had lots of toy tractors and on weekends he would go and watch the farmers drive their tractors around in the fields. As he grew older, he still liked tractors, but not as much because he started to find other interests. When he turned 20 he met a beautiful girl and fell in love. One night he decided to take her out for dinner to a local restaurant. As they were eating, the whole room started to fill up with smoke. Everyone was panicking so he jumped up and said "calm down, I've got this!". He stood on his chair and sucked in all the smoke in the room, then walked outside and blew it all out. When he returned back into the resturant, his date said to him "oh my god how did you do that?!" To which he replied: "I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mortoson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2015
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Tractor jokes

(My dad just bought an old run down tractor that is on the original owner's property.)

Dad: I can't wait to put the tractor in the garage!

Stepmom: You said the tractor wouldn't see our house!

Dad: Don't worry, we'll just blindfold it.

Everyone else: groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rundagger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2014
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Did you ever hear about the Magic Tractor?

It turned into a Field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aontroim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2015
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Every morning, my neighbour gets on his tractor and starts yelling, β€œThe End is Nigh!”

I hate living next to Farmer Geddon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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What the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where’s my tractor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/got_nohandz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Did you hear about the magic tractor

It turned into a field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gentlestbead503
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Every morning, my neighbor gets on his tractor and starts yelling, β€œThe End is Near!”

I hate living next to Farmer Geddon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned in to a field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Did you hear about the magic tractor

It turned into a field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magicrichy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It went down the road, and turned into a field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electric_leper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArseKraken
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2016
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Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RileighR
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhilboDavins
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2017
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Did you hear about the magic tractor?

He went down the road and turned into a field!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2013
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Did you hear about the magic tractor.

It turned into a field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonaldoIsShit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2017
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Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creativedoink
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2016
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MountainDrew42
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2013
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Did you here the one about the magic tractor?

He turned into a field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/basalplacebo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2015
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Magic Tractor

it turned into a field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuncanTarrant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2015
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