A woman driving a minivan with 7 hyperactive kids gets pulled over for running a red light. The cop says β€œDon’t you know when to stop?” The woman says...

They’re not all mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaymanRich
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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My wife said for our next minivan she wants cargo space.

β€œNo, car go road.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleep_adict
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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My Minivan has a loud whine when I jiggle the wheel

So I'm driving down the road one day sitting next to my wife with the four kids in the back of the Minivan. I mention to my wife "Have you noticed the van has a loud whine when you jiggle the wheel?". She get's a concerned look on her face "The van is pretty new, what do you think is wrong?". I respond "No idea, maybe you can tell me where you think it's coming from".

I jiggle the wheel back and forth, the van sways and sways, and out of the back seat a voice pipes up "DAAAaaaAAadddd, stop iiitttt, I'm trying to reeeaaaadddd".

One of the best parts of being a dad are the Jokes, even if I'm clearly the only one in the family who appreciates them :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSChicken
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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Friend: Do you know how hard it is to park a mini van? They're so big!

Me: Yeah, they don't live up to their name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beansforlife
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2015
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What do babies wear when they skateboard?


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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Just tried to dad joke my boss. Went over his head.

He's complaining about all this costly work his minivan needs including some $1,700 exhaust work...

Me: Yeah, I hear you, maintaining vehicles can be exhausting...

Couldn't wipe the shit eating grin off my face as he kept talking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HerrHoopla
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2017
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What do you call a little person singing "Brown Eyed Girl?"

Minivan Morrison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2012
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A friends dad was driving behind a car with stickers..

he saw a sticker of the republican elephant and three smaller elephant's on the back of a minivan that under it wrote "I am raising my children RIGHT"

He followed by saying "no wonder they are left behind"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pasture1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2014
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Just now during our roadtrip

As we approached the minivan:

Me: Shotgun!

Dad: Pistol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biseriousjohn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2013
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