"Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?"
"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."
I'm starting to think that the driver who said he'll "deliver me" was a bit shady.
They're both in Dhaka
I’m a taxidermist
Because he was a taxi Vader.
I told him, “Turn right at the next corner.”
I just don't think that's fare.
After all, fare is fowl.
He was sick of people talking behind his back.
"You're a cab."
Overheard a dad say that to his two young boys while walking to the train this morning.
I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, “I love my job, I’m my Own boss. Nobody tells me what to do.” Then I said, “Turn Left'
I said "You're a cab", sent her stepfather into a laugh attack, and got the best "I'll kill you in your sleep"-Look I could've hoped for. And yes, I am a dad 3 times over.
I got a cab to take me to the airport and I asked the driver if he took credit card.
Quick as anything he said, "Yessir, but we usually give them back."
Just the humor I need for a 6AM flight
In India, cab driver is Muslim, speaking with broken English to my friend about his family. Cab driver says something about his mother being ill.
Friend: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Is your mother sick?" Cab driver: "Sick? No, she is Muslim!"
Sick = Sikh