Wear two
"Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?"
"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."
I'm starting to think that the driver who said he'll "deliver me" was a bit shady.
They're both in Dhaka
I’m a taxidermist
Because he was a taxi Vader.
I just don't think that's fare.
I told him, “Turn right at the next corner.”
He is more of an Ubermensch
Riceless.
Werewolf
After all, fare is fowl.
He was sick of people talking behind his back.
"You're a cab."
Overheard a dad say that to his two young boys while walking to the train this morning.
I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, “I love my job, I’m my Own boss. Nobody tells me what to do.” Then I said, “Turn Left'
I said "You're a cab", sent her stepfather into a laugh attack, and got the best "I'll kill you in your sleep"-Look I could've hoped for. And yes, I am a dad 3 times over.
I got a cab to take me to the airport and I asked the driver if he took credit card.
Quick as anything he said, "Yessir, but we usually give them back."
Just the humor I need for a 6AM flight
It was just a taxi-dent.
In India, cab driver is Muslim, speaking with broken English to my friend about his family. Cab driver says something about his mother being ill.
Friend: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Is your mother sick?" Cab driver: "Sick? No, she is Muslim!"
Sick = Sikh
Hey, that's not fare!
