Cabo Puns

It’s also projected to weaken in strength, and will be called Tropical Storm Bud Light.

"Hey," she said, more brightly. "According to this book, 'the beaches of Cabo Blanco are frequented by a variety of wildlife, including howler and white-faced monkeys, three-toed sloths, and coatimundis.' You think we'll see a three-ted sloth, Dad?"

 "I bet we do."

"Really?"

 "Just look in the mirror."

"Very funny, Dad."

I went to Cabo earlier this year with my girlfriend and her entire family. It was for her dad's 50th birthday. The two grandfathers were taking pictures, with their iPads, all week long. On our way back home waiting in the Airport terminal the grandfathers were off taking pictures of the plane we were about to board.

Girlfriend's step-mom: "Seriously!? Do they have to take pictures of everything?"

Me: "Well yeah, they're the paparazzi."

Groans all around. My girlfriend's father staring at me and clapping says, "I'll never be able to top that."