Beachfront Puns

A list of puns related to "Beachfront"

What do you call beachfront property that is owned by a cow?

Prime Veal Es-steak

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👤︎ u/melon_lawd
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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Uncle-joked my niece in Mexico...

We went to the Mayan ruins near Tulum instead of the beachfront .

My 8 year old niece when asked if she was enjoying the day: "It's pretty boring. I wish we could go the beach."

Me: "Sorry that we 'ruined' your day."

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👤︎ u/mikefraietta
📅︎ Dec 01 2014
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What do you call bovine-owned beachfront property?

Prime Veal Es-Steak

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👤︎ u/melon_lawd
📅︎ May 07 2019
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