Rio Puns

A list of puns related to "Rio"

How many people live in Rio?

A Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gygim
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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What's bigger than the Rio Grande?

Rio Venti

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Who gave birth to Rio de Janeiro?

Ma-Rio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/louisng114
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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What do they call you if you win the lottery in Rio de Janeiro?

A brazilionaire!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrogusTheDogus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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If you like remote, isolated vacations, do not go to Rio de Janeiro.

There's a Brazilian people there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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How many people live in Rio?

I’m not sure either, but I bet at least a Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xavimoose
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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What do you call an extremely rich person who lives in Rio de Janeiro?

A brazilionaire!

The dinner table was quiet for a solid 5 minutes, a personal record for my family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NanoFire_Mead
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2016
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How do the equestrian olympic participants get to Rio?

The Neighvy....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IONTOP
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2016
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My dad while watching Rio 2

What is this, Meet the FLOCKers?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrWizard_MD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2014
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After graduating from high school, my daughter moved away from home to study at university. She sent this letter home to me…

Dear dad,

University i$ really great.

I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.

With all my $tuff, I $imply Β’an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, your $usie.

I immediately replied back…

Dear Susie,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.

Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,

dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2017
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The store manager asked me if I could move the Kia that was blocking the exit.

I said that I could, but that’s not my Forte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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What do you call a commotion in Brazil?

A Rio-t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carter16891
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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The Pole Vaulter

During the Olympics in Rio last year, a journalist was walking through the Olympic Village, and passed a guy carrying a long pole over his shoulder.

"Hi! Are you a pole vaulter?"

"No, I'm German, but how do you know my name?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stereoroid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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