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Janeiro Puns

A list of puns related to "Janeiro"

Who gave birth to Rio de Janeiro?

Ma-Rio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/louisng114
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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What do they call you if you win the lottery in Rio de Janeiro?

A brazilionaire!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrogusTheDogus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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If you like remote, isolated vacations, do not go to Rio de Janeiro.

There's a Brazilian people there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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What do you call an extremely rich person who lives in Rio de Janeiro?

A brazilionaire!

The dinner table was quiet for a solid 5 minutes, a personal record for my family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NanoFire_Mead
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2016
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Robert De Niro's twin brother discovered....

... In Brazil.

Robert De Janeiro

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fipped
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2017
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