Hit me with your best Cabinet Puns
I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
The Secretary of State will be Biden's first confirmed Cabinet member.
After all, the Republicans can't say no to A. Blinken!
I heard Biden's newest cabinet member is a racehorse.
He's gonna be the new Secretariat of State.
What do artists and cabinets have in common?
What did the haunted spice cabinet say when December arrived?
My coworker was trying to reorganize his filling cabinet and got stuck when he discovered a bunch of documents about Italian dictators.
I told him to file them as Mussollaneous.
I had a few doubts about buying a big metal cabinet to store all my valuables.
Turns out...it was a safe purchase.
My dad is getting too old for a medicine cabinet.
Why did the curio cabinet go out on the water at night?
Because he was a Star-Skiin' Hutch.
Why did the little boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Because he heard there were sleeping pills in there.
If you looked into my medicine cabinet...
...you would assume I have very conflicting views on biotics.
Tonight, my daughter assisted me in hanging a new medicine cabinet.
Me: I think I measured wrong. The toggle bolts aren't lining up with the darned holes. Man, I really screwed this up.
Her: Did you........make a pun?
Me: concentrating on the task at hand Huh?
Her: Never mind.
Me: gets it Ha! No, but that's awesome! "Screwed" it up. Ha! You're a PunMaster!
Her: You're a dork.
I’m out of... thyme jumped out at me when I opened the cabinet and dove to its death.
After he installs the new granite surfaces in your kitchen, does the Cabinet Maker hand you
I was in two minds whether to buy a metal cabinet to store my valuables.
In the end, it was a safe investment.
My wife doesn’t think I can install knobs on our cabinets
Why was the cabinet maker fired on his first day?
He just couldn't get a handle on it
I bought a cabinet from Ikea
In the instructions it told me to nail it to the wall. After it fell once, I tried again, but it kept falling.
Safe to say, that cabinet is screwed
A man was recently caught for going around the neighborhood stealing power sources from remote controls and raiding spice cabinets.
The Judge found him guilty of a salt and battery
I give you a miniature cabinet full of Seeshells
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet
Be careful what you say about those plates in the cabinet
Try not to make noise by the medicine cabinet.
You might wake the sleeping pills.
I used to sell filing cabinets to the mafia....
Back then I was involved in very organised crime!
My buddy sells office supplies, label makers, and file cabinets to the Mafia.
He is involved in very organized crime.
I only need a prescription for like half of my kitchen cabinets.
The rest are over the counter
Anybody who can complete tasks atop the surface of their lower kitchen cabinets is...
My son took a box of crackers out of the cabinet to get a snack. I told him to put it back with the box top facing out to make it easier next time...
I told him it was a get Ritz quick scheme...
Two cabinets walk out of a bar...
...one says to the other, "you walking home?"
"Nah, I'm cabinet."
What is the difference between your file cabinet and your kidney?
One is for your information; the other's for urine formation
I broke up with my girlfriend who is a sentient cabinet
She didn’t realize I’m looking for one nightstand.
I went to a friends house party and stumbled onto a cabinet full of jelly....
I guess you could say the party was jam-packed.
So I was cleaning my spice cabinet..
and now I have a lot of thyme on my hands!
I sewed my dad's hand up after a glass related incident. After an hour or two and a couple drinks, I hear him yelling downstairs, "I FOUND AN IPAD IN THE MEDICINE CABINET!" m.imgur.com/QUpaMIC
Why did the moron tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
Went to the cabinet and I had cheese and no crackers. What was I.