Hit me with your best Cabinet Puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Numbsphynx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2016
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I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.

She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlaik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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The Secretary of State will be Biden's first confirmed Cabinet member.

After all, the Republicans can't say no to A. Blinken!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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I heard Biden's newest cabinet member is a racehorse.

He's gonna be the new Secretariat of State.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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What do artists and cabinets have in common?

They're both drawers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slekrons
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What did the haunted spice cabinet say when December arrived?

Season's greetings!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iiNexius
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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My coworker was trying to reorganize his filling cabinet and got stuck when he discovered a bunch of documents about Italian dictators.

I told him to file them as Mussollaneous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ngabear
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I had a few doubts about buying a big metal cabinet to store all my valuables.

Turns out...it was a safe purchase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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My dad is getting too old for a medicine cabinet.

Now he has a drug attic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RDS327
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Why did the curio cabinet go out on the water at night?

Because he was a Star-Skiin' Hutch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyerker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Filing Cabinet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VinceDC
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Why did the little boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

Because he heard there were sleeping pills in there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leftonasournote
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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If you looked into my medicine cabinet...

...you would assume I have very conflicting views on biotics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peterjswift
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Tonight, my daughter assisted me in hanging a new medicine cabinet.

Me: I think I measured wrong. The toggle bolts aren't lining up with the darned holes. Man, I really screwed this up.

Her: Did you........make a pun?

Me: concentrating on the task at hand Huh?

Her: Never mind.

Me: gets it Ha! No, but that's awesome! "Screwed" it up. Ha! You're a PunMaster!

Her: You're a dork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GTFOakaFOD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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I’m out of... thyme jumped out at me when I opened the cabinet and dove to its death.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurkeyDressing
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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After he installs the new granite surfaces in your kitchen, does the Cabinet Maker hand you

a counter fit bill?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2017
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I was in two minds whether to buy a metal cabinet to store my valuables.

In the end, it was a safe investment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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My wife doesn’t think I can install knobs on our cabinets

But I can handle it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefanopolis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Why was the cabinet maker fired on his first day?

He just couldn't get a handle on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2017
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I bought a cabinet from Ikea

In the instructions it told me to nail it to the wall. After it fell once, I tried again, but it kept falling.

Safe to say, that cabinet is screwed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IdentifiedAnon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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A man was recently caught for going around the neighborhood stealing power sources from remote controls and raiding spice cabinets.

The Judge found him guilty of a salt and battery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ibmacalicious
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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I give you a miniature cabinet full of Seeshells
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imaginary_name
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2018
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Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fearthedubh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Be careful what you say about those plates in the cabinet

They're stacked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tikifire86
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Try not to make noise by the medicine cabinet.

You might wake the sleeping pills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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I used to sell filing cabinets to the mafia....

Back then I was involved in very organised crime!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greyspartacus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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My buddy sells office supplies, label makers, and file cabinets to the Mafia.

He is involved in very organized crime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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I only need a prescription for like half of my kitchen cabinets.

The rest are over the counter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unlockita11
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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Anybody who can complete tasks atop the surface of their lower kitchen cabinets is...

...counter productive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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My son took a box of crackers out of the cabinet to get a snack. I told him to put it back with the box top facing out to make it easier next time...

I told him it was a get Ritz quick scheme...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titeman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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Two cabinets walk out of a bar...

...one says to the other, "you walking home?"

"Nah, I'm cabinet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geek_asaurus_Rex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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What is the difference between your file cabinet and your kidney?

One is for your information; the other's for urine formation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyneesha
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2015
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I broke up with my girlfriend who is a sentient cabinet

She didn’t realize I’m looking for one nightstand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iHasMagyk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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I went to a friends house party and stumbled onto a cabinet full of jelly....

I guess you could say the party was jam-packed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jokoboko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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So I was cleaning my spice cabinet..

and now I have a lot of thyme on my hands!

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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2017
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I sewed my dad's hand up after a glass related incident. After an hour or two and a couple drinks, I hear him yelling downstairs, "I FOUND AN IPAD IN THE MEDICINE CABINET!" m.imgur.com/QUpaMIC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jwidmann
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2013
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Why did the moron tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Castamundo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2015
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Went to the cabinet and I had cheese and no crackers. What was I.

Crackalackin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elosopardo
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