A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
You know, the CEO of IKEA was elected the prime minister of Sweden. Wanna know what he’s doing right know?
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden
He is offering beer and pizza to anyone willing to come over and help him put his cabinet together
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
What's The Name Of The Dutch Transport Minister?
Justin is the Prime Minister of Canada...
What, you don't believe me?
It's Trudeau.
Nobody believes me when I say I can name the prime minister of Canada
I’m not sure if it’s true or false that he is the Prime Minister of Canada, but that his name is Justin
Only Canada's Prime Minister…
What do you call a finance minister who successfully completes his term in the office? BUCK-MINSTER-FULLER-RENE
A priest, a rabbit and a minister...
Why would you Google the prime minister of Israel?
What do you call the British Prime Minister in a wheat field?
I know you think I'm joking when I say we have a French Canadian Prime Minister
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the rabbit, "What can I get ya, sir?" The rabbit says, " I have no idea. I'm only here because of Autocorrect."
The Prime Minister of NZ's kid gets sick at school.. What does the Principal decide?
Noone wants to hear that the Canadian pime minister is hot.
Why does the Prime Minister keep all his meetings post noon?
Because he is a PM, not an AM
Like most people, I was able to recite the entire alphabet from a young age. But then I became an ordained minister.
I now pronounce U man and wife.
Have you heard the rumors about Canada’s Prime Minister?
You may think they’re fake, but they’re Trudeau
Did you hear about the conceited minister?
At first i didn't believe the prime minister of Canada's wife had corona virus
But then someone told me it was trudeau.
I'm not too sure about this Australian Prime Minister
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden...
How long do you think it will take him to put his cabinet together?
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood donor centre...
The nurse asks the rabbit what blood type he is.
The rabbit replies "I think I'm a type O"
(Stolen from Twitter) The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
A priest a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says I think I'm a type-o
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, “I think I might be a type O.”
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...
The rabbit says, “I think I might be a typo.”
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
The rabbit says, “I think I might be type o.”
I went into a church and asked the minister how much it would cost to rent a church singing group.
He asked, "do you mean a choir?"
I said, "OK, fine, then how much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
The rabbit says “I think I’m a Type-O.”
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My sister didn't believe me when I told her I don't know who the Prime Minister of Canada is
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister go to a blood drive
The rabbit says “I’m pretty sure I’m a type-o”
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The rabbit goes "I think I'm a typo."
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar
The rabbit says, “I think I might be a typo”
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar....
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar....
The bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll you have?"
The rabbit says, "I don't know, I'm only here because of auto correct."
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood drive.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O."
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, “What’ll ya have?”
The rabbit says, “I dunno. I’m only here because of Autocorrect.”
A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll ya have?” The rabbit says...
“I dunno. I’m just here because of autocorrect.”
A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar.
The rabbit orders a beer, looks at the other two and says, "I might be a typo".
A priest, a minister, and a vampire walk into a blood bank...
The vampire says, “Where's the rabbit?”
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